Hairy Henry
also known as The Hairy Paedos
If you can’t beat it cheat it
The Players
H.L.
Forward
A.B.
Goalkeeper
J.B.
G.B.
B.D.
H.F.
Defender
B.H.
Defender
R.L.
Midfielder
W.L.
No Specific Position
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
Current league position: | 8 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 0.67 (below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.67
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Recent results
29th Apr 2024 | L 0-3 vs Dendonkin Donuts |
22nd Apr 2024 | L 0-2 vs Expected Toulouse |
15th Apr 2024 | L 2-3 vs SOUTH WEST DONS |
League Position
This season stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 27 | -22 | 4 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 21 | 2 | 1 | 18 | 18 | 91 | -73 | 7 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
William "W.L." Leggett | 2 | |
HARVEY "H.L." LEGGETT | 2 | |
Alex "A.B." Barham | 1 | |
Ben Davenport | 1 | |
Ryan "R.L." Legg | 1 | |
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Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Kanedale Road FC 13-11-2023 (won 6-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Out of depth FC 27-11-2023 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Kanedale Road FC 13-11-2023 (won 6-0) |
Season Summary
Championship
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Hairy Henry | 0 | 0 | Dendonkin Donuts | 2 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Gangsters Allardyce | 10 | 0 | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kanedale Road FC | 4 | 2 | Hairy Henry | 2 | 9:30 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 5 | Sporting Lesbian | 1 | 9:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 1 | 0 | Dirty Darts | 1 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
SOUTH WEST DONS | 3 | 2 | Hairy Henry | 2 | 8:30 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 2 | Expected Toulouse | 1 | 8:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 0 | 3 | Dendonkin Donuts | 2 | 8:30 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Gangsters Allardyce | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:30 | |||
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kanedale Road FC | Hairy Henry | 2 | 8:00 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Sporting Lesbian | 1 | 8:00 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Dirty Darts | 2 | 8:30 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
SOUTH WEST DONS | Hairy Henry | 1 | 9:00 | |||
24-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Expected Toulouse | 2 | 8:30 | |||
Current League Position
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Sporting Lesbian | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 8 | 23 | 20 |
2 | Kanedale Road FC | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 14 | 11 | 18 |
3 | Dendonkin Donuts | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 7 | 13 | 17 |
4 | Gangsters Allardyce | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 15 |
5 | SOUTH WEST DONS | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 18 | 26 | -8 | 7 |
6 | Dirty Darts | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 6 |
7 | Expected Toulouse | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 31 | -27 | 6 |
8 | Hairy Henry | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 27 | -22 | 4 |