Dirty Darts
The Players
Zizou
'In the Hole'
The WEAKEST link
Prima punta
K.D.
K.D.
M.M.
No Specific Position
B.P.
No Specific Position
Eric Cartman
Libero
Yashin Without The Cap
Goalkeeper
P.W.
Inverted Winger
Usain No Bolt
Stopper
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 6 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 1.67 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.67
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Recent results
29th Apr 2024 | L 1-2 vs Kanedale Road FC |
22nd Apr 2024 | W 3-0 vs SOUTH WEST DONS |
15th Apr 2024 | L 1-3 vs Dendonkin Donuts |
League Position
This season stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dirty Darts | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 6 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Dirty Darts | 13 | 4 | 1 | 8 | 29 | 33 | -4 | 13 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
LEWIS "Zizou" ROBINSON | 18 | |
Ed "Eric Cartman" Shewring | 4 | |
Ben "B.P." Price | 3 | |
Paddy "P.W." Watkinson | 3 | |
Motorsport "M.M." Mike | 1 | |
Owen "Yashin Without The Cap" Waistle | 1 | |
Dylan "Usain No Bolt" Youngs | 1 | |
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Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Expected Toulouse 11-03-2024 (won 5-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Murder on Zidanes Floor 05-02-2024 (lost 0-8) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Expected Toulouse 11-03-2024 (won 5-0) |
Season Summary
Championship
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Kanedale Road FC | 4 | 3 | Dirty Darts | 2 | 9:30 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | 5 | 0 | Expected Toulouse | 1 | 8:30 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sporting Lesbian | 3 | 2 | Dirty Darts | 2 | 9:00 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | 1 | 2 | Gangsters Allardyce | 1 | 8:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | 1 | 0 | Dirty Darts | 1 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | 1 | 3 | Dendonkin Donuts | 2 | 9:00 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | 3 | 0 | SOUTH WEST DONS | 1 | 9:30 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kanedale Road FC | 2 | 1 | Dirty Darts | 2 | 9:00 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | Expected Toulouse | 1 | 8:00 | |||
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sporting Lesbian | Dirty Darts | 2 | 9:30 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | Gangsters Allardyce | 1 | 9:00 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Hairy Henry | Dirty Darts | 2 | 8:30 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | Dendonkin Donuts | 1 | 9:30 | |||
24-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dirty Darts | SOUTH WEST DONS | 2 | 8:00 | |||
Current League Position
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Sporting Lesbian | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 31 | 8 | 23 | 20 |
2 | Kanedale Road FC | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 14 | 11 | 18 |
3 | Dendonkin Donuts | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 20 | 7 | 13 | 17 |
4 | Gangsters Allardyce | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 15 |
5 | SOUTH WEST DONS | 8 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 18 | 26 | -8 | 7 |
6 | Dirty Darts | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 16 | 15 | 1 | 6 |
7 | Expected Toulouse | 8 | 2 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 31 | -27 | 6 |
8 | Hairy Henry | 8 | 1 | 1 | 6 | 5 | 27 | -22 | 4 |