Crystal phallus
also known as Phallus
The best footballers have a crystal phallus
The Players
W.A.
Defender
D.C.
Midfielder
J.D.
False Nine
G.P.
Goalkeeper
L.P.
Midfielder
D.S.
Midfielder
J.T.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
20th Jun 2017 | L 4-7 vs Real Sosobad |
6th Jun 2017 | D 0-0 vs Game of Throwins |
30th May 2017 | L 2-3 vs Pass for Petes Sake |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal phallus | 13 | 6 | 1 | 6 | 61 | 65 | -4 | 19 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 2 wins from 21-03-2017 to 28-03-2017 |
Longest losing streak | 2 losses from 25-04-2017 to 02-05-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Real Sosobad 18-04-2017 (won 9-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Paris Ganjaman 02-05-2017 (lost 4-11) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Real Sosobad 18-04-2017 (won 9-1) |