Crystal Phallus
The Players
Jazz Hands
Goalkeeper
Mario
Forward
MASSIVE LET DOWN
'In the Hole'
Jonny Bintang
R.P.
Shanio Kun Thompson
Forward
Turks
Midfielder
Slim Luc the rhinestone cowboy
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 14th Nov 2016 | L 4-7 vs Unreal Madrid |
| 7th Nov 2016 | W 5-0 vs Romasexuals |
| 31st Oct 2016 | W 7-0 vs Somewhere House |
League Position
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This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 43 | 16 | 6 | 21 | 138 | 159 | -21 | 54 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| Shane "Shanio Kun Thompson " Thompson | 14 | |
| Gary "Mario" Dormer | 8 | |
| Rikki Price | 6 | |
| Turkish "Turks" Turner | 4 | |
| Luc "Slim Luc the rhinestone cowboy " Walker | 4 | |
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Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 04-01-2016 to 18-01-2016 |
| Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 30-11-2015 to 21-12-2015 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Somewhere House Somerset 06-06-2016 (won 13-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Knowle Dynamos FC 07-12-2015 (lost 1-8) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Somewhere House Somerset 06-06-2016 (won 13-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
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