Havent Got a Kalou
also known as Haven't Got a Kalou
The Players
PETER MURRAY
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Thomas
"Fitness"
Coombes
Wing-back
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 2 | |||
Kevin "Animal" Darling
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 5 | 2 | ||
James
"Dicko"
Dickens
Defender
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 2 | 1 | ||
Jimmy
"Super keeps"
Elston
Stopper
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Leigh "Psycho" Foley
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 2 | 1 | ||
Fergus
"Box it up"
Gleeson
'In the Hole'
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 3 | |||
Mark
"Screamer"
Long
Forward
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 36 | 11 | ||
Rhodri
"Leaving the foot in"
Mortimer
Defender
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Pete
"Muzza"
Murray
Midfielder
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Dave
"You're not ******* Messi"
Nash
Libero
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 14 | 4 | ||
Michael
"The Metronome"
Parsons
False Nine
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 4 | 1 | ||
Stephen "The Mighty" Quinn
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Joe Riley
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 5 | 1 | ||
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 2nd Aug 2016 | W 3-2 vs Cambozola |
| 26th Jul 2016 | W 2-1 vs Dalton Wanderers |
| 19th Jul 2016 | W 5-0 vs Stonking Townee |
League Position
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This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Havent Got a Kalou | 40 | 19 | 8 | 13 | 101 | 82 | 19 | 65 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| Mark "Screamer" Long | 36 | 11 |
| Dave "You're not ******* Messi" Nash | 14 | 4 |
| Kevin "Animal" Darling | 5 | 2 |
| Joe Riley | 5 | 1 |
| Michael "The Metronome" Parsons | 4 | 1 |
| Fergus "Box it up" Gleeson | 3 | |
| Thomas "Fitness" Coombes | 2 | |
| James "Dicko" Dickens | 2 | 1 |
| Leigh "Psycho" Foley | 2 | 1 |
| Rhodri "Leaving the foot in" Mortimer | 1 | |
| Stephen "The Mighty" Quinn | 1 | |
| Show all 11 players | ||
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 4 wins from 07-06-2016 to 28-06-2016 |
| Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 03-05-2016 to 17-05-2016 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Central LD 05-04-2016 (won 9-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Regents Park AFC 03-11-2015 (lost 0-6) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Central LD 05-04-2016 (won 9-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
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