Crystal Phallus
The Players
R.Y.
Defender
L.B.
Toothpick
'In the Hole'
J.C.
False Nine
Raz
Forward
T.J.
A.W.
S.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 9 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 24th Sep 2023 | D 0-0 vs The Bee Team |
| 17th Sep 2023 | W 5-0 vs Mason Arms |
| 3rd Sep 2023 | W 5-0 vs Six Pistols |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 24th Sep 2023 | BRIDGEND (Bryncethin Community Centre) - Sun Premiership |
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 35 | 18 | 3 | 14 | 109 | 92 | 17 | 57 |
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 25-06-2023 to 23-07-2023 |
| Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 08-01-2023 to 29-01-2023 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Boys y rhondda 25-06-2023 (won 10-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Mason Arms 22-01-2023 (lost 0-11) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Boys y rhondda 25-06-2023 (won 10-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
18-06-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 4 | 9 | Gilfach AFC | 1 | 7:20 | |
25-06-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 10 | 0 | Boys y rhondda | 1 | 6:00 | |
02-07-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 5 | 0 | One Trick Bonys | 1 | 6:40 | |
09-07-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Bee Team | 2 | 8 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 6:40 | |
16-07-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Six Pistols | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 2 | 6:00 | |
23-07-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 4 | 1 | Out on Bale | 1 | 6:00 | |
30-07-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Mason Arms | 6 | 1 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 7:20 | |
06-08-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 5 | 0 | Gilfach AFC | 1 | 7:20 | |
13-08-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 5 | 0 | Boys y rhondda | 1 | 6:00 | |
20-08-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 5 | 0 | One Trick Bonys | 1 | 6:00 | |
03-09-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Six Pistols | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 2 | 6:00 | |
10-09-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 5 | Out on Bale | 2 | 7:20 | |
17-09-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Mason Arms | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 7:20 | |
24-09-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Bee Team | 0 | 0 | Crystal Phallus | 2 | 6:00 | |
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