Paralytic Athletic
The Players
A.A.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
Current league position: | 12 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 1.33 (below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 3.67
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Recent results
25th Apr 2024 | L 2-7 vs HIV Eindhoven |
18th Apr 2024 | L 1-2 vs TMFC |
11th Apr 2024 | L 1-2 vs Six offenders |
League Position
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 9 | -6 | 0 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Paralytic Athletic | 46 | 7 | 2 | 37 | 67 | 207 | -140 | 23 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 2 wins from 13-07-2023 to 20-07-2023 |
Longest losing streak | 16 losses from 12-10-2023 to 22-02-2024 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Star 18-05-2023 (won 5-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Eddies Eagles 21-12-2023 (lost 3-15) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Schalke and Cheese 28-09-2023 (won 7-2) |
Season Summary
Premiership
04-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Bare Six | 5 | 0 | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 7:40 | |
11-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
PSV Hangover | 5 | 0 | Paralytic Athletic | 1 | 8:20 | |
18-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | 1 | 2 | TMFC | 1 | 8:20 | |
25-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
HIV Eindhoven | 7 | 2 | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 8:20 | |
02-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Havent Jota Clue | 2 | 8:20 | |||
09-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Rock Tav FC | 2 | 7:00 | |||
16-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Inter Masala FC | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 8:20 | |||
23-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Time For Tonka | 1 | 7:40 | |||
30-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Bayern Bru FC | 2 | 8:20 | |||
06-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Barnselona | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 7:40 | |||
13-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Borussia Teeth FC | 1 | 7:00 | |||
20-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Bare Six | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 7:40 | |||
27-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
PSV Hangover | Paralytic Athletic | 1 | 8:20 | |||
04-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | TMFC | 1 | 8:20 | |||
11-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
HIV Eindhoven | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 8:20 | |||
18-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Havent Jota Clue | 2 | 8:20 | |||
25-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Rock Tav FC | 2 | 7:00 | |||
01-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Inter Masala FC | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 8:20 | |||
08-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Time For Tonka | 1 | 7:40 | |||
15-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Bayern Bru FC | 2 | 8:20 | |||
22-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Barnselona | Paralytic Athletic | 2 | 7:40 | |||
29-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Paralytic Athletic | Borussia Teeth FC | 1 | 7:00 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Time For Tonka | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 23 | 2 | 21 | 12 |
2 | HIV Eindhoven | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 5 | 19 | 12 |
3 | Bayern Bru FC | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 9 |
4 | TMFC | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 9 |
5 | Borussia Teeth FC | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 6 |
6 | PSV Hangover | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 13 | 0 | 6 |
7 | Bare Six | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 11 | 13 | -2 | 6 |
8 | Barnselona | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 11 | -2 | 6 |
9 | Rock Tav FC | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 11 | -7 | 3 |
10 | Havent Jota Clue | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 15 | -12 | 3 |
11 | Inter Masala FC | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 16 | -12 | 0 |
12 | Paralytic Athletic | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 19 | -16 | 0 |