No Cash Cows
The Players
M.B.
A.B.
D.B.
A.F.
N.G.
E.K.
M.L.
J.L.
G.M.
L.M.
L.O.
L.O.
J.P.
J.S.
J.S.
D.W.
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 10.33 (above average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 4.67
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Recent results
| 25th Apr 2024 | L 5-6 vs Puyal pants down |
| 18th Apr 2024 | W 21-5 vs The Vikings |
| 11th Apr 2024 | W 5-3 vs Sporting Hardons |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 24th Aug 2023 | BICESTER (Ploughly Sports Centre) - Thu Premiership |
| Season ending 2nd Nov 2023 | BICESTER (Ploughly Sports Centre) - Thu Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Cash Cows | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 90 | 42 | 48 | 24 |
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Cash Cows | 53 | 38 | 2 | 13 | 521 | 259 | 262 | 116 |
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 8 wins from 29-02-2024 to 18-04-2024 |
| Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 15-06-2023 to 29-06-2023 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Optamistic 5 21-12-2023 (won 21-1) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Bunch of Tarts 01-06-2023 (lost 1-14) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs The Vikings 18-04-2024 (won 21-5) |
Season Summary
Premiership
22-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Cash Cows | 7 | 9 | Sporting Hardons | 1 | 9:05 | |
29-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Vikings | 6 | 8 | No Cash Cows | 2 | 8:30 | |
07-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| No Cash Cows | 11 | 7 | Puyal pants down | 1 | 9:05 | |
14-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| No Cash Cows | 5 | 0 | Just Stop Oil FC | 1 | 7:20 | |
21-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Bunch of Tarts | 1 | 10 | No Cash Cows | 1 | 9:05 | |
28-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kev King School of Excellence | 3 | 14 | No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:20 | |
04-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Optamistic 5 | 2 | 4 | No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:20 | |
11-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| No Cash Cows | 5 | 3 | Sporting Hardons | 2 | 7:20 | |
18-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Vikings | 5 | 21 | No Cash Cows | 2 | 8:40 | |
25-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| No Cash Cows | 5 | 6 | Puyal pants down | 1 | 8:05 | |
02-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| No Cash Cows |
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Just Stop Oil FC | 1 | 7:20 |
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09-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Bunch of Tarts |
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No Cash Cows | 2 | 9:15 |
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16-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kev King School of Excellence |
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No Cash Cows | 1 | 7:30 |
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23-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Optamistic 5 |
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No Cash Cows | 2 | 7:30 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Just Stop Oil FC | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 | 79 | 41 | 38 | 25 |
| 2 | No Cash Cows | 10 | 8 | 0 | 2 | 90 | 42 | 48 | 24 |
| 3 | Optamistic 5 | 10 | 7 | 0 | 3 | 80 | 56 | 24 | 21 |
| 4 | Kev King School of Excellence | 10 | 6 | 0 | 4 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 18 |
| 5 | Sporting Hardons | 10 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 61 | 75 | -14 | 12 |
| 6 | Puyal pants down | 10 | 3 | 1 | 6 | 56 | 71 | -15 | 10 |
| 7 | Bunch of Tarts | 10 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 43 | 84 | -41 | 6 |
| 8 | The Vikings | 10 | 1 | 0 | 9 | 51 | 99 | -48 | 3 |
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