Melee

also known as MeleeMeleeMelee

Concursus.

The Players

Kevin "Melee's 'All Time Leading Goalscorer'" Webb

Forward

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		177	10

Tom "T.C." Clark

Inverted Winger

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
3		161	6

Jack "Melee's 'Head of Logistics & Stats'" Dell

'In the Hole'

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
5		177	11

Nick "Melee's 'Boardroom'" Foster

Defender

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
3		45	1

Dave Franks

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		2

Mauli "M.G." G

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		10	2

Ross "Melee's 'Utility Man'" Macaulay

Libero

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Ronny "Melee's 'German with the Gloves'" Owe

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		93

Chris "Melee's 'Party Liason Officer'" Pilsbury

Left Outside

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		91	6

Luc Rushmere

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
1		1

Dave "Melee's 'Wrecking Ball'" Stothard

Prima punta

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
7	1	241	20

Jez Stroud

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		20

LEWIS TUCKETT

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Seb YoungPils

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		5	2

Fabio "Melee's 'Italian Stallion'" Zucchelli

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	6 / 10
Current league position:	4

Recent games

Average Goals scored in last 3 games:	8.00 (way above average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:	7.33 (way above average)

Recent results

24th Apr 2024	D 8-8 vs Woodchuckers
10th Apr 2024	W 12-1 vs Var Tenders FC
3rd Apr 2024	L 4-13 vs Dumpling FC

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 3rd Aug 2011	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Division 1
Season ending 21st Sep 2011	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship
Season ending 9th Nov 2011	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 25th Jan 2012	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 7th Nov 2012	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship
Season ending 23rd Jan 2013	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 3rd Apr 2013	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 18th Mar 2015	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 15th Jul 2015	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 6th Jul 2016	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 14th Sep 2016	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 15th Mar 2017	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 13th Sep 2017	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 1st Nov 2017	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 21st Feb 2018	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 17th Nov 2021	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 9th Feb 2022	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 18th May 2022	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 8th Mar 2023	LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership

This season stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Melee	3	1	1	1	24	22	2	4	LLLLW

All time stats

Division 1

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Melee	547	351	44	152	3293	2209	1084	1097	LLLLW

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Dave "Melee's 'Wrecking Ball'" Stothard	241	20
Kevin "Melee's 'All Time Leading Goalscorer'" Webb	177	10
Jack "Melee's 'Head of Logistics & Stats'" Dell	177	11
Tom "T.C." Clark	161	6
Ronny "Melee's 'German with the Gloves'" Owe	93
Chris "Melee's 'Party Liason Officer'" Pilsbury	91	6
Nick "Melee's 'Boardroom'" Foster	45	1
Jez Stroud	20
Mauli "M.G." G	10	2
Seb YoungPils	5	2
Dave Franks	2
Ross "Melee's 'Utility Man'" Macaulay	1
Luc Rushmere	1
LEWIS TUCKETT	1
Fabio "Melee's 'Italian Stallion'" Zucchelli	1
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	16 wins from 29-08-2012 to 19-12-2012
Longest losing streak	6 losses from 02-07-2014 to 06-08-2014

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs SYRIA 04-11-2015 (won 19-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs The Mesut Wurzels 25-04-2012 (lost 1-13)
Most goals in single game:	vs Crystal Phallus 21-06-2017 (won 20-3)

Season Summary

Premiership

03-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Melee	4	13	Dumpling FC	2	7:40

10-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Var Tenders FC	1	12	Melee	2	8:20
		PoM: Dave Stothard

24-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Melee	8	8	Woodchuckers	1	7:00

01-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Alisson Wonderland			Melee	2	7:40

08-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
KF United			Melee	1	7:00

15-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Back of the Zanetti			Melee	2	8:20

22-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Melee			Dumpling FC	1	8:20

29-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Var Tenders FC			Melee	2	8:20

12-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Melee			Woodchuckers	2	7:00

19-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Alisson Wonderland			Melee	1	7:40

26-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
KF United			Melee	2	7:00

03-07-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Back of the Zanetti			Melee	1	8:20

Current League Position

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
1	Alisson Wonderland	4	4	0	0	33	3	30	12	LWWWW
2	Dumpling FC	4	3	1	0	29	10	19	10	WWWDW
3	Back of the Zanetti	3	1	1	1	16	12	4	4	LLWDW
4	Melee	3	1	1	1	24	22	2	4	LLLLW
5	Var Tenders FC	4	1	0	3	9	31	-22	3	WWWLL
6	Woodchuckers	3	0	1	2	10	25	-15	1	WLLLL
7	KF United	3	0	0	3	5	23	-18	0	LWLLL