Turtle Neck and Chains

The Players

Midget

Left Outside

G.B.

Naughty

Stopper

H.D.

Biscuit Knee

Forward

Yid Army

Inverted Winger

Point Guard

Prima punta

THR

Good man so he is

Inverted Winger

Delia Smith

Wing-back

The Gaffer

Storming

Forward

Jordan

Goalkeeper

Dad

'In the Hole'

P.W.

Prima punta

Keepmoat

Midfielder

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	7 / 10
Current league position:

Recent results

2nd May 2024	W 6-3 vs Dyslexic untide
25th Apr 2024	W 10-3 vs SHEFF U UP
18th Apr 2024	L 2-5 vs Dyslexic untide

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 11th Jan 2024	SHEFFIELD (University Goodwin Sports Centre CS) - Thu 5-a-side Division 4
Season ending 2nd May 2024	SHEFFIELD (University Goodwin Sports Centre CS) - Thu 5-a-side Division 3

This season stats

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All time stats

Championship

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Turtle Neck and Chains	69	35	5	29	276	239	37	110	WWLWW

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
James "Biscuit Knee" Godden	33
Louis "Storming" Norman	11
Benjamin "Yid Army" Gregory	9
Henry "Keepmoat" Wood	9
LIAM "Midget" OATES	8
Joe "THR" Hawkins	6
Harry Dunbar	4
Joe "Point Guard " Hall	4
Peter "Good man so he is" Leggett	3
George Barnes	1
Jordan "Naughty " Dobbins	1
Liam "Dad" Spindlow	1
Pete "P.W." Waldock	1
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	6 wins from 05-10-2023 to 09-11-2023
Longest losing streak	7 losses from 19-12-2022 to 13-02-2023

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs OG Footballers 23-11-2023 (won 12-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs Ball Of Duty 10-08-2023 (lost 0-9)
Most goals in single game:	vs OG Footballers 23-11-2023 (won 12-0)

Season Summary

Division 3

18-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	4	4	Boro Cartel	2	6:40

25-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dla Thursday	1	6	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	9:20

01-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Scabbs FC	1	5	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	6:00

15-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	4	3	SHEFF U UP	3	9:20

22-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	5	0	Boro Cartel	2	6:40

29-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dla Thursday	0	1	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	8:40

07-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Scabbs FC	8	3	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	9:20

14-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dyslexic untide	3	7	Turtle Neck and Chains	2	6:00

21-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	6	2	SHEFF U UP	3	6:40

28-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	3	5	Boro Cartel	2	6:40

04-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dla Thursday	5	6	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	9:20

11-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Scabbs FC	4	5	Turtle Neck and Chains	1	6:00

18-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dyslexic untide	5	2	Turtle Neck and Chains	2	6:40

25-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Turtle Neck and Chains	10	3	SHEFF U UP	3	9:20

02-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Dyslexic untide	3	6	Turtle Neck and Chains	2	6:40