Whats the Mata
The Players
Mr Captain Fantastic
False Nine
Ginger Whipper
'In the Hole'
Butter Fingers
Goalkeeper
Goal Line Guardian
Libero
White Ronaldinho
Left Outside
Gluey Feet
Midfielder
The Real Slim Speedy
Forward
6ft Right Footed Shaqiri
Forward
Bekkenbaeur's Brother
Defender
Central can't Cee a Pass
Midfielder
The Toe Joker
No Specific Position
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 5 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 2.67 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.67
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Recent results
24th Apr 2024 | L 4-5 vs Pooventus |
17th Apr 2024 | D 3-3 vs Fatcake |
10th Apr 2024 | W 1-0 vs Honeywell FC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 20th Apr 2022 | YATELEY (Frogmore LC) - Wed Division 1 |
Season ending 20th Apr 2022 | YATELEY (Frogmore LC) - Wed Division 1 |
Season ending 20th Apr 2022 | YATELEY (Frogmore LC) - Wed Division 1 |
This season stats
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Whats the Mata | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 1 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Whats the Mata | 126 | 54 | 8 | 64 | 407 | 540 | -133 | 170 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
BEN "Mr Captain Fantastic" SIMPSON | 16 | |
Mark "White Ronaldinho" Haffenden | 11 | |
Jamie "6ft Right Footed Shaqiri" Simpson | 9 | |
Luke "The Toe Joker" Watkins | 9 | |
Jason "Gluey Feet" Heath | 8 | |
Ben "The Real Slim Speedy" Richards | 8 | |
Bradley "Ginger Whipper" Armstrong | 2 | |
William "Goal Line Guardian" Davis | 1 | |
Show all 8 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 10 wins from 16-02-2022 to 20-04-2022 |
Longest losing streak | 13 losses from 20-07-2022 to 12-10-2022 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Garytasary Reborn 06-04-2022 (won 11-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Pace De Monds 01-03-2023 (lost 2-14) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Garytasary Reborn 06-04-2022 (won 11-0) |
Season Summary
Division 2
17-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Fatcake | 3 | 3 | Whats the Mata | 2 | 9:15 | |
24-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Pooventus | 5 | 4 | Whats the Mata | 2 | 7:00 | |
01-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Whats the Mata | Pace De Monds | 2 | 7:45 | |||
08-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Whats the Mata | Yateleyspor | 3 | 8:30 | |||
15-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
PSV | Whats the Mata | 3 | 7:45 | |||
22-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fatcake | Whats the Mata | 2 | 7:00 | |||
29-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Pooventus | Whats the Mata | 2 | 7:45 | |||
05-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Whats the Mata | Pace De Monds | 2 | 8:30 | |||
12-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Whats the Mata | Yateleyspor | 3 | 9:15 | |||
19-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
PSV | Whats the Mata | 3 | 7:00 | |||
Current League Position
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Pooventus | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 6 |
2 | Fatcake | 2 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 4 |
3 | PSV | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 3 |
4 | Pace De Monds | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
5 | Whats the Mata | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 7 | 8 | -1 | 1 |
6 | Yateleyspor | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 11 | -8 | 0 |