Kurt and the Pussycat Goals
Veniens in Domum Suam
The Players
Will
"Gimli"
Sharp
Wing-back
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 59 | |||
Oliver "Sqwuak" Woolcot
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 17 | |||
Baby Askey
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 6 | |||
James
"Eton Ozil"
Askey-Wood
Prima punta
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 118 | 1 | ||
Callum
"Wii Sports"
Dykes
'In the Hole'
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 35 | |||
Joe
"Unflushable (Ron)"
Eden
False Nine
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 33 | |||
Harry
"H.E."
Evans
No Specific Position
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
James
"Trent Alexander Big Bird"
Hall
Defender
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 9 | |||
Thomas
"T.H."
Henderson
Stopper
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Chris
"Harry Potter"
Martins
Stopper
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 9 | |||
Luke
"Ricky Lambert"
Mccormack
Left Outside
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 5 | |||
Jamie Mclean
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 7 | |||
Cameron
"McSauce"
Mclean
False Nine
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 52 | 2 | ||
Thomas
"My friends are better than me"
Purkhardt
Libero
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 17 | |||
Enda Ryder
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
henry Steinsberg
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 55 | |||
Harry W
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 5 | |||
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.33 (way below average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 8.00
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Recent results
| 24th Apr 2024 | W 10-7 vs S Bag FC |
| 17th Apr 2024 | D 5-5 vs Real Ale Madrid |
| 10th Apr 2024 | L 4-12 vs Slewham United |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 7th Dec 2022 | LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed Championship |
| Season ending 14th Jun 2023 | LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed Championship |
| Season ending 23rd Aug 2023 | LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 4 |
All time stats
Championship
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 130 | 61 | 6 | 63 | 957 | 927 | 30 | 189 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| James "Eton Ozil" Askey-Wood | 118 | 1 |
| Will "Gimli" Sharp | 59 | |
| henry Steinsberg | 55 | |
| Cameron "McSauce" Mclean | 52 | 2 |
| Callum "Wii Sports" Dykes | 35 | |
| Joe "Unflushable (Ron)" Eden | 33 | |
| Oliver "Sqwuak" Woolcot | 17 | |
| Thomas "My friends are better than me" Purkhardt | 17 | |
| James "Trent Alexander Big Bird" Hall | 9 | |
| Chris "Harry Potter" Martins | 9 | |
| Jamie Mclean | 7 | |
| Baby Askey | 6 | |
| Harry W | 5 | |
| Luke "Ricky Lambert" Mccormack | 5 | |
| Harry "H.E." Evans | 1 | |
| Show all 15 players | ||
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 9 wins from 28-09-2022 to 23-11-2022 |
| Longest losing streak | 7 losses from 08-11-2023 to 03-01-2024 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Farcelona 08-03-2023 (won 27-1) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs DHs Young Boys 12-07-2023 (lost 1-19) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Farcelona 08-03-2023 (won 27-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
10-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slewham United | 12 | 4 | Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:00 | |
17-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Real Ale Madrid | 5 | 5 | Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:00 | |
24-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 10 | 7 | S Bag FC | 1 | 6:40 | |
01-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals |
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DHs Young Boys | 1 | 7:20 |
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08-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Ball Sakas |
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Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:00 |
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15-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Slewham United |
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Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:00 |
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22-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Real Ale Madrid |
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Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:40 |
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29-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals |
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S Bag FC | 1 | 6:40 |
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05-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Kurt and the Pussycat Goals |
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DHs Young Boys | 1 | 7:20 |
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12-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Ball Sakas |
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Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 1 | 6:00 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | DHs Young Boys | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 20 | 13 | 7 | 6 |
| 2 | Slewham United | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 22 | 17 | 5 | 6 |
| 3 | Ball Sakas | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 18 | 19 | -1 | 4 |
| 4 | Kurt and the Pussycat Goals | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 19 | 24 | -5 | 4 |
| 5 | S Bag FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 25 | 23 | 2 | 3 |
| 6 | Real Ale Madrid | 3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 17 | 25 | -8 | 2 |
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