Not a Kalou 2
The Players
R.C.
M.A.
S.B.
M.C.
M.C.
T.C.
T.C.
T.C.
B.C.
D.H.
M.H.
C.P.
C.P.
M.P.
F.R.
C.S.
A.S.
A.S.
L.T.
F.W.
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 25th Mar 2024 | L 2-4 vs Larrys Lads |
| 18th Mar 2024 | L 2-5 vs Steves Lonely United |
| 11th Mar 2024 | L 1-3 vs Kestral Kickers |
League Position
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This season stats
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All time stats
Championship
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not a Kalou 2 | 99 | 37 | 10 | 52 | 315 | 351 | -36 | 121 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| Ross "R.C." Chidwick | 35 | 1 |
| Lyon Tetteh | 14 | |
| Bob Cook | 14 | |
| Connor Smith | 6 | |
| Tom "T.C." Colman | 6 | |
| Freddie Winyard | 5 | |
| Simon Beggs | 4 | |
| Tom Chidwick | 2 | |
| Manraj Phagura | 1 | |
| Dan Witzer | 1 | |
| Daryl Hart | 1 | |
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Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 31-10-2022 to 05-12-2022 |
| Longest losing streak | 5 losses from 17-05-2021 to 21-06-2021 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs TEAM FEED UNATHLETICO 20-09-2021 (won 8-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Sniffing legacy continues 13-02-2023 (lost 3-10) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Hardly Athletic 26-04-2021 (won 9-4) |
Season Summary
Premiership
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