Bear Jew FC
also known as The Notorious Scalpers
100 German Scalps
The Players
S.B.
Midfielder
L.A.
Defender
B.A.
Forward
J.C.
P.J.
J.K.
J.K.
J.L.
Goalkeeper
C.S.
R.S.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 2.33 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.33
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Recent results
22nd Apr 2024 | L 0-2 vs Stroke titty |
15th Apr 2024 | W 5-1 vs Ajax trees down |
8th Apr 2024 | L 2-4 vs Fatzio |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 21st Jun 2021 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Division 1 |
Season ending 23rd Aug 2021 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 15th Nov 2021 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 3rd Oct 2022 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 19th Dec 2022 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 20th Feb 2023 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 11th Sep 2023 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 15th Jan 2024 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 19th Feb 2024 | NEWCASTLE (Benfield Sports Centre CS) - Mon Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Bear Jew FC | 7 | 5 | 0 | 2 | 28 | 13 | 15 | 15 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Bear Jew FC | 138 | 114 | 7 | 17 | 609 | 255 | 354 | 349 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 16 wins from 09-08-2021 to 29-11-2021 |
Longest losing streak | 2 losses from 17-04-2023 to 24-04-2023 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Debbies Dumplings 25-10-2021 (won 12-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Dougies Dynamites 24-04-2023 (lost 3-10) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Debbies Dumplings 25-10-2021 (won 12-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Bear Jew FC | 0 | 5 | Betty Swollocks | 1 | 9:20 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Bear Jew FC | 5 | 1 | Howards Surfers | 2 | 8:40 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Dyslexia Untied | 2 | 5 | Bear Jew FC | 2 | 8:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Bear Jew FC | 6 | 2 | Outsiders | 2 | 8:40 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Boozeburn FC | 1 | 5 | Bear Jew FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fatzio | 4 | 2 | Bear Jew FC | 2 | 8:40 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Ajax trees down | 1 | 5 | Bear Jew FC | 2 | 8:00 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Stroke titty | 2 | 0 | Bear Jew FC | 2 | 8:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Bear Jew FC | Sainos Sixes | 1 | 8:00 | |||
06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Bear Jew FC | Ben | 1 | 8:00 | |||
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Rafa Cakes | Bear Jew FC | 2 | 9:20 | |||
27-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Trinity Bridge FC | Bear Jew FC | 1 | 8:40 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Altogether Redundant | Bear Jew FC | 1 | 9:20 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Altogether Redundant | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 9 | 26 | 22 |
2 | Bear Jew FC | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 15 |
3 | Stroke titty | 8 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 14 | 5 | 15 |
4 | Betty Swollocks | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 22 | 23 | -1 | 14 |
5 | Ajax trees down | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 13 |
6 | Fatzio | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 15 | -2 | 13 |
7 | Howards Surfers | 8 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 13 | 16 | -3 | 13 |
8 | Sainos Sixes | 7 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 15 | 5 | 12 |
9 | Boozeburn FC | 6 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 10 | 6 | 10 |
10 | Trinity Bridge FC | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 23 | 23 | 0 | 10 |
11 | Dyslexia Untied | 7 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 9 | 13 | -4 | 4 |
12 | Outsiders | 8 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 17 | 30 | -13 | 3 |
13 | Rafa Cakes | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 26 | -19 | 3 |
14 | Ben | 6 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 6 | 27 | -21 | 3 |