Havent Got A Kalou
The Players
L.W.
Defender
T.B.
H.B.
E.F.
S.I.
Forward
H.I.
B.J.
J.K.
H.L.
C.P.
C.R.
False Nine
A.S.
A.S.
A.S.
H.S.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
Current league position: | 5 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.00
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Recent results
23rd Apr 2024 | W 4-0 vs Passed It |
16th Apr 2024 | L 2-4 vs Dronny New Boys |
9th Apr 2024 | W 5-2 vs Athletico Pathetico FC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th Dec 2023 | CHESTERFIELD (Tupton School CS) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Havent Got A Kalou | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Havent Got A Kalou | 175 | 103 | 12 | 60 | 493 | 354 | 139 | 321 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Ed Finney | 4 | |
Sam "S.I." Ibbotson | 3 | |
Ben Johnson | 2 | |
Harry Shaw | 2 | |
Tom Brennan | 1 | |
Harley Lakin | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 11 wins from 03-10-2023 to 19-12-2023 |
Longest losing streak | 7 losses from 18-08-2020 to 13-10-2020 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Zimbab Nation FC 14-02-2023 (won 13-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Stagger Inn 21-09-2021 (lost 0-9) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Zimbab Nation FC 14-02-2023 (won 13-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Dronny New Boys | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 13 | 6 |
2 | back that pass up | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 0 | 12 | 6 |
3 | Trophy Hunters | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 3 | 10 | 6 |
4 | Phantom Of The Chopra | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 3 |
5 | Havent Got A Kalou | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 3 |
6 | Passed It | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
7 | Six in the Pink | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 7 | 10 | -3 | 3 |
8 | AFC. Yuletidey | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |
9 | Samuel Corneto | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 14 | -11 | 0 |
10 | Bangbros | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 19 | -18 | 0 |