Not a Kalou
The Players
H.B.
Big grandad
H.B.
Gordan Ramsey
H.C.
H.C.
H.C.
Colsey
J.C.
M.E.
M.F.
B.H.
Dave the rave
A.P.
E.P.
DJ Ibiza
T.P.
G.S.
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 17th Jan 2022 | L 2-5 vs Gangsters Allardyce |
| 10th Jan 2022 | L 3-7 vs Dizzys Disciples |
| 20th Dec 2021 | D 2-2 vs Lallana Rhoades |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 19th Oct 2020 | BRIDGWATER (1610 Robert Blake Science College) - Mon Championship |
| Season ending 19th Oct 2020 | ZPP - LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Mon Championship |
This season stats
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All time stats
Championship
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not a Kalou | 94 | 51 | 9 | 34 | 256 | 228 | 28 | 162 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| HARRY "H.B." BOASE | 10 | |
| Aminul "Big grandad " Barik | 7 | |
| David "Dave the rave" Owen | 6 | |
| Mason "Gordan Ramsey" Broadhurst | 5 | |
| Harvey Chandler | 5 | |
| Thomas "DJ Ibiza" Petch | 4 | |
| Jack "Colsey" Coles | 2 | |
| Show all 7 players | ||
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 12 wins from 24-02-2020 to 02-11-2020 |
| Longest losing streak | 5 losses from 29-07-2019 to 02-09-2019 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Goal Of Duty 08-04-2019 (won 7-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Ruishton FC 08-07-2019 (lost 1-8) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Expected Toulouse 02-11-2020 (won 8-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
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