Aardvark Dildao
also known as Aardvark Dildao
The Players
W.J.
Libero
J...
R.A.
A.A.
T.C.
S.C.
Defender
J.C.
J.F.
J.F.
R.H.
W.J.
J.M.
Dickhead
No Specific Position
S.P.
D.P.
Goalkeeper
L.R.
L.R.
J.R.
Z.S.
Z.S.
D.S.
D.S.
J.T.
False Nine
S.T.
B.V.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 5 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
17th Feb 2022 | L 2-4 vs Six Offenders |
10th Feb 2022 | L 1-8 vs The Bosham Hoes |
3rd Feb 2022 | W 6-4 vs Water We Doing |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 15th Nov 2018 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Championship |
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Aardvark Dildao | 161 | 63 | 11 | 87 | 449 | 611 | -162 | 200 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Kai "W.J." Hampton | 58 | |
DILLON SPILLER | 6 | |
Josh .. | 3 | |
Joe "J.T." Taylor | 3 | |
Will "Dickhead" Murphy | 3 | |
Jack Marshall | 2 | |
Joe F | 2 | |
Tom C | 2 | |
Sam Perry | 2 | |
Rio A | 1 | |
Alan Ahmet | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 30-08-2018 to 04-10-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 10 losses from 29-11-2018 to 21-02-2019 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Arcelona 28-02-2019 (won 6-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Havent Got a Kalou 08-07-2021 (lost 0-18) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Crystal Phallus 05-03-2020 (won 9-3) |