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Aardvark Dildao

also known as Aardvark Dildao

The Players

W.J.
Libero
J...
R.A.
A.A.
S.C.
Defender
D.C.
K.E.
Defender
J.F.
J.M.
Dickhead
No Specific Position
S.P.
D.P.
Goalkeeper
D.S.
D.S.
'In the Hole'
J.T.
False Nine
S.T.
Inverted Winger
B.V.
Inverted Winger
B.V.

Team Stats

Threat Level
Overall team threat level: 9 / 10
Current league position: 4
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: 3.00
(above average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:

2.67
(way below average)

Recent results
19th Sep 2019 W 3-2 vs BANTERBURY ATHLETIC
12th Sep 2019 W 5-4 vs Beer celona fc
5th Sep 2019 L 1-2 vs Leaking Goals
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 15th Nov 2018 CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu Championship
This season stats
Championship
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 3 2 1 3 LWLWW
All time stats
Division 1
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
78 33 6 39 213 268 -55 105 LWLWW
Top Players
Name Goals P.o.M Awards
WILL "W.J." JUPP 31
Ben "B.V." Vellacott 14
Sam "S.T." Thrussel 5
DILLON SPILLER 4
Joe "J.T." Taylor 3
Josh .. 3
Dillon "D.S." Spiller 3
Joe F 2
Jack Marshall 2
Sam Perry 2
Rio A 1
Alan Ahmet 1
Show all 12 players
Streaks
Longest winning streak 6 wins from 30-08-2018 to 04-10-2018
Longest losing streak 10 losses from 29-11-2018 to 21-02-2019
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: vs Arcelona 28-02-2019 (won 6-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken: vs Deportivo Lacking Talent 19-07-2018 (lost 3-18)
Most goals in single game: vs Slumdog Mignolet 25-10-2018 (won 8-3)

Season Summary

Championship
19-09-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao 3 2 BANTERBURY ATHLETIC 1 8:40
26-09-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao The Bosham Hoes 1 9:15
03-10-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Crystal Phallus 1 7:30
10-10-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Rogate 08 Masters 1 7:30
17-10-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Six Offenders 3 8:40
24-10-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Suffolk N Ordinary 1 9:15
31-10-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Beer celona fc 3 7:30
07-11-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Leaking Goals 1 7:30
14-11-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Exeter Gently 1 8:40

Current League Position

Championship
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
1 Suffolk N Ordinary
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 8 1 7 3 WWLWW
2 Beer celona fc
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 5 3 2 3 WWLLW
3 Exeter Gently
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 3 1 2 3 WWLWW
4 Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 3 2 1 3 LWLWW
5 Rogate 08 Masters
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 1 0 0 1 0 1 3 WLLLW
6 BANTERBURY ATHLETIC
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 0 0 1 2 3 -1 0 LLLDL
7 Six Offenders
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 0 0 1 0 1 -1 0 DWLLL
8 Crystal Phallus
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 0 0 1 3 5 -2 0 WLWWL
9 Leaking Goals
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 0 0 1 1 3 -2 0 LLWDL
10 The Bosham Hoes
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
1 0 0 1 1 8 -7 0 LLLLL

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