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Aardvark Dildao

also known as Aardvark Dildao

The Players

W.J.
Libero
J...
R.A.
A.A.
T.C.
S.C.
Defender
D.C.
K.E.
Defender
J.F.
J.M.
Dickhead
No Specific Position
S.P.
D.P.
Goalkeeper
D.S.
D.S.
'In the Hole'
J.T.
False Nine
S.T.
Inverted Winger
B.V.
Inverted Winger
B.V.

Team Stats

Threat Level
Overall team threat level: 3 / 10
Current league position: 8
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: 2.33
(around the same as average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:

7.33
(way above average)

Recent results
5th Dec 2019 W 2-1 vs Crystal Phallus
28th Nov 2019 L 3-15 vs Krul Runnings
21st Nov 2019 L 2-6 vs BANTERBURY ATHLETIC
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 15th Nov 2018 CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu Championship
This season stats
Championship
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 1 0 2 7 22 -15 3 LWLLW
All time stats
Division 1
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
89 37 6 46 250 328 -78 117 LWLLW
Top Players
Name Goals P.o.M Awards
WILL "W.J." JUPP 51
Ben "B.V." Vellacott 18
Sam "S.T." Thrussel 10
Dillon "D.S." Spiller 5
DILLON SPILLER 5
Josh .. 3
Joe "J.T." Taylor 3
Sam Perry 2
Will "Dickhead" Murphy 2
Jack Marshall 2
Joe F 2
Tom C 1
Alan Ahmet 1
Rio A 1
Show all 14 players
Streaks
Longest winning streak 6 wins from 30-08-2018 to 04-10-2018
Longest losing streak 10 losses from 29-11-2018 to 21-02-2019
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: vs Arcelona 28-02-2019 (won 6-0)
Greatest thrashing ever taken: vs Deportivo Lacking Talent 19-07-2018 (lost 3-18)
Most goals in single game: vs Slumdog Mignolet 25-10-2018 (won 8-3)

Season Summary

Championship
21-11-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao 2 6 BANTERBURY ATHLETIC 1 8:40
28-11-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao 3 15 Krul Runnings 3 8:05
05-12-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao 2 1 Crystal Phallus 1 8:40
12-12-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Real Sosobad 1 9:15
19-12-2019
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Six Offenders 3 7:30
09-01-2020
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Beer celona fc 1 9:15
16-01-2020
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Only Put Matip In 1 9:15
23-01-2020
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao Leaking Goals 1 8:40
30-01-2020
Pitch K.O.
Aardvark Dildao The Bosham Hoes 1 8:05

Current League Position

Championship
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
1 Beer celona fc
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 3 0 0 20 7 13 9 LDWWW
2 Real Sosobad
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 2 1 0 8 4 4 7 LLDWW
3 Krul Runnings
 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 2 0 1 21 6 15 6 LWW
4 The Bosham Hoes
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 2 0 1 8 6 2 6 LDWWL
5 Only Put Matip In
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 2 0 1 9 9 0 6 LLWLW
6 BANTERBURY ATHLETIC
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 1 0 2 12 10 2 3 WLWLL
7 Leaking Goals
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 1 0 2 8 12 -4 3 WDLWL
8 Aardvark Dildao
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 1 0 2 7 22 -15 3 LWLLW
9 Six Offenders
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 0 1 2 4 8 -4 1 WDDLL
10 Crystal Phallus
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
3 0 0 3 4 17 -13 0 LLLLL

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