Unathletico Pathetico
The Players
Cheesey
Goalkeeper
M.A.
A.A
Defender
R.B.
H.C.
B.C.
Midfielder
P.E
Davealdo
Forward
D.G.
D.H.
L.J.
Pocket Rocket
Pvt Pyles
Midfielder
M.R.
Rocket Rossy
Inverted Winger
Sharpie
Forward
L.T.
I.W.
Wellsy
Wing-back
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
30th Oct 2016 | D 0-0 vs Diamonds AFC |
23rd Oct 2016 | L 4-6 vs Hot dog reserves |
16th Oct 2016 | W 4-2 vs Hardly Athletic |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 8th Nov 2015 | CANTERBURY (University SC) - Sun Division 2 |
Season ending 12th Jun 2016 | CANTERBURY (University SC) - Sun Championship |
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Unathletico Pathetico | 114 | 42 | 7 | 65 | 310 | 385 | -75 | 133 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Simon "Rocket Rossy" Ross | 43 | |
Dan Groom | 38 | |
Dave "Pocket Rocket" Jones | 34 | |
Callum "Davealdo" George | 25 | |
Stephen "Wellsy" Wells | 16 | |
BEN "B.C." CROOK | 14 | |
Danny "Pvt Pyles" Myles | 11 | |
LEE THOMPSON | 9 | |
Howard Cracknell | 6 | |
MATT ALBERS | 5 | |
David Horsley | 4 | |
Russ Balment | 4 | |
Peter "P.E" Emanuel | 2 | |
Matt Roberts | 2 | |
Paul "Sharpie" Sharp | 1 | |
IAN WATTO | 1 | |
BRIAN "Cheesey" CHEESEMAN | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 04-10-2015 to 01-11-2015 |
Longest losing streak | 9 losses from 22-06-2014 to 24-08-2014 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Waitrose 01-11-2015 (won 15-2) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Flatbush Zoombies 24-04-2016 (lost 2-11) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Waitrose 01-11-2015 (won 15-2) |