Crystal Phallus
The Players
J.G.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.33 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.67
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Recent results
22nd Apr 2024 | W 5-0 vs Law Abiding Sigurdssons |
15th Apr 2024 | W 8-5 vs FC No Dad |
8th Apr 2024 | W 6-0 vs Unathletico Madrid |
League Position
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Crystal Phallus | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 63 | 29 | 34 | 21 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 90 | 47 | 43 | 28 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 05-02-2024 to 11-03-2024 |
Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs EsSex offenders 05-02-2024 (won 9-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs 360 No Pope 22-01-2024 (lost 7-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Law Abiding Sigurdssons 26-02-2024 (won 13-6) |
Season Summary
Premiership
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Crystal Phallus | 11 | 3 | FC No Dad | 1 | 8:00 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 6 | 13 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 8 | 4 | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 9 | 7 | AP United | 1 | 8:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
360 No Pope | 4 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Why are you Solanke | 5 | 0 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 8:00 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Unathletico Madrid | 0 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 8 | 5 | FC No Dad | 1 | 9:30 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 0 | 5 | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | Uni tea FC | 1 | 8:30 | |||
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | AP United | 1 | 9:30 | |||
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
360 No Pope | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:00 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Why are you Solanke | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Unathletico Madrid | Crystal Phallus | 1 | 9:30 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 360 No Pope | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 81 | 37 | 44 | 27 |
2 | Crystal Phallus | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 | 63 | 34 | 29 | 21 |
3 | FC No Dad | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 61 | 46 | 15 | 15 |
4 | Law Abiding Sigurdssons | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 59 | 44 | 15 | 15 |
5 | Uni tea FC | 9 | 5 | 0 | 4 | 65 | 62 | 3 | 15 |
6 | AP United | 9 | 2 | 1 | 6 | 46 | 54 | -8 | 7 |
7 | Why are you Solanke | 9 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 35 | 91 | -56 | 6 |
8 | Unathletico Madrid | 9 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 42 | -42 | 1 |