Crystal Phallus
The Players
SAMUEL AUSTIN
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
EJI EJI
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
ROSS GARDINER
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
JAKE JONES
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
JACK ROWLANDSON
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
PETER SOWERBY
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
OLLIE THEAKSTON
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
TIM THOMAS
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
JACK WILLEY
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 14th Feb 2024 | L 1-8 vs Neville Wears Prada |
| 7th Feb 2024 | L 1-4 vs The POW |
| 24th Jan 2024 | L 1-2 vs Campton Hunts |
League Position
 |
This season stats
Not currently active
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21 | 49 | -28 | 6 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs The POW 06-12-2023 (won 6-2) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Neville Wears Prada 29-11-2023 (lost 1-9) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs The POW 06-12-2023 (won 6-2) |
Season Summary
Premiership
POWERSAY
Gamefinder is 1-click player recruitment for teams and players. Find or fill your team now!
The Powerplay Hall of Fame is where we honour our leagues' greatest players. Nominate your team mates for inclusion now!