Spankfurt CF
also known as Spankers
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The Players
Brooks
'In the Hole'
Condy
Forward
JC
Defender
Duffy
Libero
Chrissy
Midfielder
Keir
Defender
Higgy
Defender
Stewarty
Midfielder
D.M.
Dav
Left Outside
McQuaid
Midfielder
Deegs
Goalkeeper
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 5 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (way below average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.33
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Recent results
5th May 2024 | W 5-4 vs Soccer Sexies |
28th Apr 2024 | W 1-0 vs Well Pharmacy |
21st Apr 2024 | W 5-0 vs Real So So Bad |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th Nov 2023 | HAMILTON (Hamilton Palace Sports Ground Indoor) - Sun Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Spankfurt CF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Spankfurt CF | 63 | 45 | 1 | 17 | 374 | 218 | 156 | 91 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Stewart "Stewarty" McBride | 15 | |
Ross "Condy" Condy | 13 | |
John "JC" Cunningham | 12 | |
Martyn "Brooks" Brooks | 11 | |
Liam "McQuaid" Mcquaid | 8 | |
Christopher "Chrissy" Flanagan | 6 | |
Luke "Higgy" Higgins | 4 | |
David "Dav" McLaughlin | 3 | |
Liam "Duffy" Duffy | 1 | |
Show all 9 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 12 wins from 16-07-2023 to 08-10-2023 |
Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 05-02-2023 to 26-02-2023 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Borussia Teeth 07-01-2024 (won 23-2) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Netsix 16-04-2023 (lost 7-18) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Borussia Teeth 07-01-2024 (won 23-2) |
Season Summary
Premiership
05-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Soccer Sexies | 4 | 5 | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |
12-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Well Pharmacy | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |||
19-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Girvans Army | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |||
26-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FCairdrie | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:40 | |||
02-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
AFC.Guildford | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 8:20 | |||
09-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Chibernian | Spankfurt CF | 1 | 7:40 | |||
16-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Internazionale Fisso | Spankfurt CF | 1 | 7:40 | |||
23-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Spankfurt CF | JCJ Athletic | 1 | 7:40 | |||
30-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Snorting Lisbon | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:40 | |||
07-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Soccer Sexies | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |||
14-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Well Pharmacy | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |||
21-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Girvans Army | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:00 | |||
28-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FCairdrie | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:40 | |||
04-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
AFC.Guildford | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 8:20 | |||
11-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Chibernian | Spankfurt CF | 1 | 7:40 | |||
18-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Internazionale Fisso | Spankfurt CF | 1 | 7:40 | |||
25-08-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Spankfurt CF | JCJ Athletic | 1 | 7:40 | |||
01-09-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Snorting Lisbon | Spankfurt CF | 2 | 7:40 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Internazionale Fisso | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 17 | 5 | 12 | 2 |
2 | FCairdrie | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
3 | JCJ Athletic | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
4 | Snorting Lisbon | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 2 |
5 | Spankfurt CF | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 2 |
6 | Soccer Sexies | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -1 | 0 |
7 | AFC.Guildford | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
8 | Chibernian | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
9 | Well Pharmacy | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 5 | -5 | 0 |
10 | Girvans Army | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 17 | -12 | 0 |