Not Quite Heskey
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 1.67 (way below average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.00
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Recent results
| 29th Apr 2024 | W 1-0 vs No Glove No Love |
| 22nd Apr 2024 | W 3-2 vs Aztekkers |
| 15th Apr 2024 | L 1-4 vs Atletico Madri |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 17th Apr 2023 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Division 2 |
| Season ending 2nd Oct 2023 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Championship |
| Season ending 29th Jan 2024 | HAVANT (Havant and South Downs College) - Mon Championship |
This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not Quite Heskey | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 13 | 20 | 30 |
All time stats
Division 2
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not Quite Heskey | 55 | 42 | 6 | 7 | 172 | 50 | 122 | 132 |
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 7 wins from 09-10-2023 to 20-11-2023 |
| Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs CLA United 13-03-2023 (won 9-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Atletico Madri 26-02-2024 (lost 0-5) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs CLA United 13-03-2023 (won 9-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | Drayton Orient | 1 | 6:45 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 0 | Hawks XI | 2 | 6:45 | |
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 5 | 0 | Hampshire Misfits | 3 | 8:15 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Atletico Madri | 5 | 0 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Aztekkers | 0 | 9 | Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 6:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 3 | 1 | No Glove No Love | 1 | 6:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Groomed by Wenger | 0 | 3 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 4 | 1 | Drayton Orient | 1 | 7:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | Hampshire Misfits | 1 | 6:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Atletico Madri | 4 | 1 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 8:15 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Aztekkers | 2 | 3 | Not Quite Heskey | 2 | 6:45 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 0 | No Glove No Love | 2 | 6:45 | |
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Not Quite Heskey |
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Hawks XI | 2 | 6:00 |
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20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Groomed by Wenger |
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Not Quite Heskey | 1 | 7:30 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Atletico Madri | 12 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 64 | 6 | 58 | 36 |
| 2 | Not Quite Heskey | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 13 | 20 | 30 |
| 3 | Groomed by Wenger | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 44 | 24 | 20 | 21 |
| 4 | Hawks XI | 12 | 6 | 1 | 5 | 55 | 30 | 25 | 19 |
| 5 | No Glove No Love | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 32 | 25 | 7 | 16 |
| 6 | Drayton Orient | 12 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 35 | 33 | 2 | 15 |
| 7 | Hampshire Misfits | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 13 | 63 | -50 | 3 |
| 8 | Aztekkers | 12 | 1 | 0 | 11 | 12 | 94 | -82 | 3 |
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