Crouch Potatoes
also known as Crouch on a couch
Proper football
The Players
Cat
Goalkeeper
J.B.
Defender
T.B.
Forward
W.D.
J.H.
Midfielder
C.H.
Defender
S.H.
Inverted Winger
K.H.
B.J.
'In the Hole'
J.J.
Midfielder
B.M.
Forward
K.M.
Libero
Oats
Defender
C.P.
Left Outside
S.P.
'In the Hole'
B.P.
Prima punta
A.R.
Libero
T.S.
Forward
C.T.
Goalkeeper
J.V.
Forward
Pat
Midfielder
D.W.
'In the Hole'
B.W.
Defender
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 4 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
31st May 2022 | L 4-6 vs Queens Park Raisins |
24th May 2022 | L 4-8 vs Wiveys Finest |
17th May 2022 | L 0-4 vs Bayer Neverlosen1 |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crouch Potatoes | 64 | 22 | 3 | 39 | 171 | 243 | -72 | 69 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Daniel "D.W." Wharton | 9 | |
Joe "J.V." Vallance | 8 | |
Shaun "S.P." Phur | 3 | |
Timothy "T.S." Smale | 3 | |
Kallum Hickford | 2 | |
Brian "B.M." Maloney | 2 | |
CALUM "Cat" KERSHAW | 1 | |
Patrick "Pat" Weeks | 1 | |
Ben "B.J." Jenkins | 1 | |
Jack "J.J." Johnston | 1 | |
Daniel "Oats" Oszetzky | 1 | |
Show all 11 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 03-08-2021 to 17-08-2021 |
Longest losing streak | 10 losses from 27-04-2021 to 13-07-2021 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Wet Her Spoons FC 20-07-2021 (won 10-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Welly Road Dons 18-01-2022 (lost 0-8) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Wet Her Spoons FC 20-07-2021 (won 10-1) |