healthier heroes
also known as Barmy Army
The Players
C.K.
'In the Hole'
D.B.
Midfielder
S.F.
'In the Hole'
s.h.
Goalkeeper
s.m.
Left Outside
m.s.
Defender
D.S.
Midfielder
r.s.
Defender
J.W.
Forward
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 4 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
2nd Sep 2021 | D 0-0 vs Jimmy Sevilla FC |
26th Aug 2021 | L 0-1 vs Rolls Reus |
29th Jul 2021 | L 0-9 vs Seville Depression |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Cross Keys FC | 18 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Division 3
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Fake Madrid fc | 18 | 2 | 0 | 16 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 6 |
League Cup A
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Pleased To Michu | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 9 | |
Seville Depression | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 6 | |
Cleverly Dunne | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 3 | |
Bickers FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 3 | |
Only Fools and Scorers | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 8 | 10 | -2 | 3 | |
Lallanas Pyjamas | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 17 | -13 | 0 |
League Cup B
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Picadilly FC | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 7 | 14 | 9 | |
Bacup Clarets | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 6 | |
Bunch Of Kantes | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 7 | -1 | 6 | |
LT United | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 3 | |
Dingles FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 3 | |
Hardly Athletic | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 21 | -20 | 0 |
League Cup C
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Rolls Reus | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 4 | 17 | 9 | |
AFC Thickneck | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 4 | 14 | 9 | |
Inter Yanan | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 13 | 6 | 7 | 3 | |
B Team | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 9 | 18 | -9 | 3 | |
Jesmond FC | 3 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 20 | -16 | 3 | |
Netsix & Chill | 3 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 17 | -13 | 0 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs RVTB FC 22-07-2021 (won 2-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Seville Depression 29-07-2021 (lost 0-9) |
Most goals in single game: | vs RVTB FC 22-07-2021 (won 2-1) |