Mean Machine
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: | 8 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.33 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 6.67
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Recent results
23rd Oct 2023 | W 9-7 vs Lads on toure |
16th Oct 2023 | L 6-8 vs Lallanas in pyjamas |
9th Oct 2023 | L 4-5 vs Salemo AC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 6th Feb 2017 | ZPP-SOUTHAMPTON/EASTLEIGH (Silverlake Stadium CS) - Mon Division 2 |
Season ending 25th Jun 2018 | ZPP-SOUTHAMPTON/EASTLEIGH (Silverlake Stadium CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 11th Jun 2018 | ZPP-SOUTHAMPTON/EASTLEIGH (Silverlake Stadium CS) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 10th Sep 2018 | ZPP-SOUTHAMPTON/EASTLEIGH (Silverlake Stadium CS) - Mon Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mean Machine | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 28 | -8 | 3 |
All time stats
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mean Machine | 273 | 158 | 27 | 88 | 1144 | 812 | 332 | 501 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 12 wins from 16-07-2018 to 08-10-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 08-08-2022 to 26-09-2022 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Petr Cech Yourself 14-01-2019 (won 13-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs NO FLICKS JUST TRICKS 16-05-2022 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs West FC 27-11-2017 (won 15-4) |
Season Summary
Premiership
02-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Mean Machine | 1 | 8 | Rio Stavanger | 2 | 7:30 | |
09-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Salemo AC | 5 | 4 | Mean Machine | 2 | 7:30 | |
16-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Mean Machine | 6 | 8 | Lallanas in pyjamas | 1 | 8:15 | |
23-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Mean Machine | 9 | 7 | Lads on toure | 1 | 7:30 | |
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Rio Stavanger | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 52 | 4 | 48 | 15 |
2 | Lallanas in pyjamas | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 6 |
3 | Nice United | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 19 | 20 | -1 | 6 |
4 | Lads on toure | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21 | 29 | -8 | 6 |
5 | Salemo AC | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 13 | 40 | -27 | 6 |
6 | The Haaland Globetrotters | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 3 |
7 | Stars United | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 3 |
8 | Mean Machine | 4 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 20 | 28 | -8 | 3 |
9 | Jackson 5 a side | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 10 | -10 | 0 |