Juve Gotta Be Joking
also known as JGBJ
The Players
Jago
Prima punta
E.B.
False Nine
Big Daddy
Defender
The Bond
Defender
Bondy
Defender
B.C.
H.C.
S.C.
T.C.
Charlie Crawford
Inverted Winger
A.D.
Stuey
Defender
J.J.
Jimbo
False Nine
Chief Fan
'In the Hole'
J.M.
Mart
B.P.
Defender
B.R.
Jay
No Specific Position
Claudiu
False Nine
Tribey
Weisberg
Defender
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 8 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.33
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Recent results
26th Mar 2024 | L 1-5 vs Crispy dynamos |
12th Mar 2024 | W 9-1 vs Al Itisbad |
5th Mar 2024 | W 10-1 vs Left Wingers |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 10th Dec 2019 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Championship |
Season ending 15th Feb 2022 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 26th Apr 2022 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 5th Jul 2022 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 4th Apr 2023 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 12th Sep 2023 | CHELTENHAM (Leisure at Cheltenham Indoor CS) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 65 | 25 | 40 | 28 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 292 | 196 | 22 | 74 | 1342 | 705 | 637 | 610 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Matthew "Jago" Jago | 257 | |
Jason "Jay" Sharp | 154 | |
Charlie "Charlie Crawford" Crawford | 118 | |
Jake Johnson | 112 | |
Marty "Mart" O'Dea | 106 | |
Claudiu "Claudiu" Stoica | 102 | |
Jim "Jimbo" Mackerness | 81 | |
Stu "Stuey" Honeywill | 47 | |
Bobbie Carroll | 26 | |
Ephrem "E.B." Bakuaya | 25 | |
Brandon Russell | 25 | |
Liam "Bondy" Bond | 20 | |
Harry Chitty | 15 | |
Chris "Weisberg" Weisberg | 8 | |
Leanne "Chief Fan " Matthew | 6 | |
Jack "Big Daddy " Bestwick | 6 | |
Sam Collier | 2 | |
Andy Durrant | 2 | |
Bobby "B.P." Petrov | 2 | |
Sam "Tribey" Tribe | 2 | |
Tommy Cooper | 1 | |
James McAdam | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 21 wins from 15-03-2022 to 02-08-2022 |
Longest losing streak | 5 losses from 17-04-2018 to 22-05-2018 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Mike Bassetts All Sorts 06-12-2016 (won 16-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Toe Poke 22-08-2017 (lost 1-12) |
Most goals in single game: | vs RIP LINTDOG 09-05-2023 (won 18-3) |
Season Summary
Premiership
02-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 9 | 4 | Ripjar Ringers | 1 | 7:00 | |
09-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
IDFC | 2 | 5 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 7:00 | |
16-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Left Wingers | 0 | 8 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 8:30 | |
23-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 8 | 2 | Al Itisbad | 1 | 7:30 | |
30-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 4 | 1 | Zinger FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
06-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crispy dynamos | 1 | 3 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 7:30 | |
13-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 3 | 3 | DLR | 1 | 7:30 | |
20-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 3 | 2 | Ripjar Ringers | 1 | 7:00 | |
27-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
IDFC | 3 | 2 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 8:00 | |
05-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Left Wingers | 1 | 10 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 8:30 | |
12-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | 9 | 1 | Al Itisbad | 1 | 8:00 | |
26-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crispy dynamos | 5 | 1 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 1 | 7:30 | |
02-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | DLR | 1 | 7:00 | |||
09-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Juve Gotta Be Joking | Zinger FC | 1 | 7:00 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | DLR | 12 | 11 | 1 | 0 | 59 | 18 | 41 | 34 |
2 | Juve Gotta Be Joking | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 65 | 25 | 40 | 28 |
3 | Crispy dynamos | 12 | 7 | 0 | 5 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 21 |
4 | IDFC | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 36 | 31 | 5 | 16 |
5 | Zinger FC | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 29 | 40 | -11 | 13 |
6 | Ripjar Ringers | 12 | 4 | 0 | 8 | 35 | 56 | -21 | 12 |
7 | Al Itisbad | 12 | 3 | 1 | 8 | 27 | 48 | -21 | 10 |
8 | Left Wingers | 12 | 2 | 1 | 9 | 18 | 55 | -37 | 7 |