Milhouse AFC

The Players

Daniel Smith

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		41	5

Jack Cain

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		13	3

Troy Clarke

Midfielder

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		53	14

James HB

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
4		131	8

Jack Howard

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		2

Cedric "C.H." Hui

Libero

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		26	4

Bash Milhouse

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Paddy "P.M." Milhouse

False Nine

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		56	9

Eugene "E.M." Milhouse

Goalkeeper

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

Mark Pether

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		12	4

Tom Pye

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
6		102	6

Jason S

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
2		34

Dan Totlio

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		4	2

Matt Wright

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
6		194	17

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	2 / 10
Current league position:	5

Recent games

Average Goals scored in last 3 games:	2.33 (way below average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:	4.33 (way above average)

Recent results

18th Apr 2024	W 3-1 vs Kiwi Orphans
11th Apr 2024	L 2-8 vs Carlos angels
4th Apr 2024	L 2-4 vs Atleti De Izzy

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 18th Jul 2019	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 1st Jul 2021	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 24th Mar 2022	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 15th Dec 2022	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership
Season ending 1st Feb 2024	LONDON East - HACKNEY (Petchey Academy) - Thu Premiership

This season stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Milhouse AFC	10	5	2	3	41	30	11	17	LWWLL

All time stats

Championship

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	Milhouse AFC	242	151	22	69	958	587	371	475	LWWLL

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Matt Wright	194	17
James HB	131	8
Tom Pye	102	6
Paddy "P.M." Milhouse	56	9
Troy Clarke	53	14
Daniel Smith	41	5
Jason S	34
Cedric "C.H." Hui	26	4
Jack Cain	13	3
Mark Pether	12	4
Dan Totlio	4	2
Jack Howard	2
Bash Milhouse	2
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	10 wins from 10-02-2022 to 21-04-2022
Longest losing streak	6 losses from 27-09-2018 to 01-11-2018

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs Never to Excel 13-07-2023 (won 15-2)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs Bayern Badonde 26-09-2019 (lost 1-9)
Most goals in single game:	vs Never to Excel 13-07-2023 (won 15-2)

Season Summary

Premiership

15-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	5	2	Carlos angels	1	9:15

22-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	9	2	TimTam Merchants	0	8:30

29-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
7ASM	2	2	Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

07-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	4	3	Kiwi Orphans	0	7:45

14-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Finessin FC	1	1	Milhouse AFC	0	7:45

21-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Judas FC	6	1	Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

28-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
The Vicario of Dibley	1	12	Milhouse AFC	0	8:30

04-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Atleti De Izzy	4	2	Milhouse AFC	0	7:45

11-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	2	8	Carlos angels	0	7:00

18-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC	3	1	Kiwi Orphans	0	7:45

25-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Milhouse AFC			TimTam Merchants	0	8:30

02-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
7ASM			Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

16-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Finessin FC			Milhouse AFC	0	8:30

23-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Judas FC			Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

30-05-2024				Pitch	K.O.
The Vicario of Dibley			Milhouse AFC	0	9:15

06-06-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Atleti De Izzy			Milhouse AFC	0	7:00

Current League Position

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
1	Judas FC	10	10	0	0	56	7	49	30	WWWWW
2	Finessin FC	10	6	1	3	32	17	15	19	DWLWW
3	Atleti De Izzy	10	6	1	3	38	24	14	19	WWLWW
4	Carlos angels	10	6	0	4	42	27	15	18	LWWLW
5	Milhouse AFC	10	5	2	3	41	30	11	17	LWWLL
6	Kiwi Orphans	10	3	2	5	34	39	-5	11	WLDWL
7	7ASM	9	2	3	4	19	28	-9	9	DLDLL
8	TimTam Merchants	9	1	1	7	11	46	-35	4	DLLLW
9	The Vicario of Dibley	10	0	0	10	5	60	-55	0	LLLLL