Crystal Phallus
also known as Phallustinians
The Players
Joe
Libero
Nath
No Specific Position
M.A.
Wardini
Defender
Fox
Midfielder
S.G.
Willy
Stopper
Meegan
Inverted Winger
S.R.
O.S.
M.S.
Lloydo
Goalkeeper
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
| Current league position: |
Recent results
| 27th Aug 2020 | L 1-5 vs Aardvark Dildao |
| 20th Aug 2020 | L 1-4 vs Real Sosobad |
| 13th Aug 2020 | W 4-3 vs Six Offenders |
League Position
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League Titles
| Season ending 2nd Jun 2016 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Division 2 |
| Season ending 31st Aug 2017 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Division 2 |
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 2
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 200 | 82 | 16 | 102 | 494 | 613 | -119 | 262 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| JOSEPH "Joe" VAN | 19 | |
| Nathan "Nath" Alder | 11 | |
| Ben "Fox" Fox | 6 | |
| Jake "Meegan" Meegan | 1 | |
| Show all 4 players | ||
Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 10-08-2017 to 07-09-2017 |
| Longest losing streak | 12 losses from 17-11-2016 to 09-02-2017 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs MRC Tangmere FC 08-03-2018 (won 8-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs fat dads army 02-02-2017 (lost 0-15) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Aardvark Dildao 03-10-2019 (won 10-3) |
Season Summary
Division 1
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