Turtle Hearts
also known as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Hearts
The Players
Danny
"D.B"
Boyle
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 | 42 | 5 |
DAVID ABASSAH
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 | 1 |
Tayyab Abbasi
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
ADE ADAMO
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
9 | 2 |
Big Al
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 3 |
LUKE ALEXANDROU
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
AMAAN ASLAM
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 |
DAVID
"D.B."
BOORE
Left Outside
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 3 |
DAVID BOORE
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 |
OLIVER BREED
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
JOSH DAN
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
49 | 2 |
NEIL DARKES
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
ROHIT
"Ro"
DHAP
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
DONOVAN DRUMMOND
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
KIERAN DUFFIN
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
MARTYN FISHER
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
20 | 3 |
JAMES FRANCIS
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 | 3 |
Arek Galat
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
11 | 5 |
James Harvey-Brey
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 | 41 | 7 |
TOBY JEFFREY
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
26 | 3 |
TOBY JEFFREY
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
LARRY JUNIOR
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Ian Lawless
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 1 |
CHRIS LIDDELL
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Toby Lomax
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
31 | 2 |
STEVE LONG
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 3 |
Malek n Matthew Michael Murison
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
ISSA MAUTHOOR
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 1 |
JAMIE MEARS
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
18 | 3 |
Jamie Mears
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Andrew Mears
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
63 | 8 |
GONZALO MILLARA
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 | 1 |
GONZALO MILLARA
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
JACK MONTFORT BEBB
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 |
TOM MORRIS
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
16 | 1 | 41 | 4 |
BENTO NATURA
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
9 | 2 |
Luis Navarro
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
18 | 3 |
Matthew Pullan
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
21 | 1 |
EDMOND RAMA
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Paul Robinson
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 |
SASCHA S
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
16 | 3 |
ANAS SHAIKH
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 | 15 | 2 |
ANAS SHAIKH
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 | 7 | 3 |
ANDREW STEWART
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
IAN TYRELL
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 | 1 |
Chris Young
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
62 | 11 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 3 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 5.67 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 2.00
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Recent results
13th Mar 2024 | W 9-2 vs Patchwork Saint Germain |
6th Mar 2024 | W 2-1 vs LinkedIn FC |
28th Feb 2024 | W 6-3 vs Fridge FC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 2nd Nov 2016 | LONDON Central - OLD STREET (Central Boys School) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 22nd Jan 2020 | LONDON Central - OLD STREET (Central Boys School) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 13th Jul 2021 | ZPP - LONDON Central - OLD STREET (Central Boys School) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Turtle Hearts | 15 | 11 | 1 | 3 | 89 | 43 | 46 | 34 |
All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Turtle Hearts | 303 | 138 | 19 | 146 | 1167 | 1335 | -168 | 433 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Andrew Mears | 63 | 8 |
Chris Young | 62 | 11 |
JOSH DAN | 49 | 2 |
Danny "D.B" Boyle | 42 | 5 |
James Harvey-Brey | 41 | 7 |
TOM MORRIS | 41 | 4 |
Toby Lomax | 31 | 2 |
TOBY JEFFREY | 26 | 3 |
Matthew Pullan | 21 | 1 |
MARTYN FISHER | 20 | 3 |
Luis Navarro | 18 | 3 |
JAMIE MEARS | 18 | 3 |
SASCHA S | 16 | 3 |
ANAS SHAIKH | 15 | 2 |
STEVE LONG | 12 | 3 |
Ian Lawless | 12 | 1 |
Arek Galat | 11 | 5 |
BENTO NATURA | 9 | 2 |
ADE ADAMO | 9 | 2 |
Paul Robinson | 8 | |
DAVID BOORE | 8 | |
ANAS SHAIKH | 7 | 3 |
JACK MONTFORT BEBB | 6 | |
Big Al | 6 | 3 |
IAN TYRELL | 5 | 1 |
DAVID ABASSAH | 4 | 1 |
Malek n Matthew Michael Murison | 4 | |
GONZALO MILLARA | 3 | |
AMAAN ASLAM | 3 | 1 |
DAVID "D.B." BOORE | 3 | |
JAMES FRANCIS | 3 | |
CHRIS LIDDELL | 3 | |
LARRY JUNIOR | 3 | |
Jamie Mears | 3 | |
GONZALO MILLARA | 2 | 1 |
Tayyab Abbasi | 2 | |
LUKE ALEXANDROU | 2 | |
DONOVAN DRUMMOND | 1 | |
ROHIT "Ro" DHAP | 1 | |
ANDREW STEWART | 1 | |
ISSA MAUTHOOR | 1 | 1 |
NEIL DARKES | 3 | |
Show all 42 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 06-04-2016 to 18-05-2016 |
Longest losing streak | 8 losses from 07-06-2017 to 16-08-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Sideways 6 01-06-2021 (won 14-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Fridge FC 30-11-2022 (lost 1-15) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Sideways 6 01-06-2021 (won 14-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
08-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
The Turtleheads | 4 | 6 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:58 | |
15-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
BDB Pitmans | 6 | 4 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 5:50 | |
22-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kingsley Napley | 2 | 3 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 5:50 | |
29-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kerrygold FC | 6 | 0 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:54 | |
06-12-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
MS Amlin | 1 | 7 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 5:50 | |
13-12-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fridge FC | 2 | 4 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:26 | |
10-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Patchwork Saint Germain | 7 | 6 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:54 | |
17-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Turtle Hearts | 4 | 4 | GT Wanderers | 1 | 5:50 | |
24-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Turtleheads | 2 | 7 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:26 | |
31-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
BDB Pitmans | 0 | 6 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:58 | |
07-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kingsley Napley | 2 | 10 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:22 | |
14-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Kerrygold FC | 4 | 13 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:58 | |
21-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
MS Amlin | 3 | 2 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:58 | |
28-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fridge FC | 3 | 6 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:22 | |
06-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
LinkedIn FC | 1 | 2 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:22 | |
13-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Patchwork Saint Germain | 2 | 9 | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 7:26 | |
20-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Turtle Hearts | GT Wanderers | 1 | 7:58 | |||
27-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
LinkedIn FC | Turtle Hearts | 1 | 6:54 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | MS Amlin | 16 | 12 | 0 | 4 | 91 | 41 | 50 | 36 |
2 | Fridge FC | 16 | 11 | 1 | 4 | 117 | 50 | 67 | 34 |
3 | Turtle Hearts | 16 | 11 | 1 | 4 | 89 | 49 | 40 | 34 |
4 | Kingsley Napley | 16 | 10 | 0 | 6 | 73 | 55 | 18 | 30 |
5 | LinkedIn FC | 16 | 8 | 0 | 8 | 59 | 54 | 5 | 24 |
6 | Patchwork Saint Germain | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 | 55 | 65 | -10 | 23 |
7 | GT Wanderers | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 51 | 69 | -18 | 20 |
8 | BDB Pitmans | 16 | 6 | 1 | 9 | 52 | 80 | -28 | 19 |
9 | The Turtleheads | 16 | 3 | 1 | 12 | 37 | 97 | -60 | 10 |
10 | Kerrygold FC | 16 | 3 | 0 | 13 | 42 | 106 | -64 | 9 |