RSM
The Players
Conor "Des" Troy
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
87 | 2 |
NickDisco Pants Barnett
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 | 2 |
Mike Booth
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 1 |
Chris 'Suffolk Strangler' Brice
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 |
James 'Lamb Shank' Charlton
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
Chris 'Chunder' Chittleborough
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
18 | 1 |
Seb Clark
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
Owen Clarke
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
7 |
Paul
"P.C."
Coghlan
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Ben
"B.C."
Cooke
Inverted Winger
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
65 | 8 |
Tom 'The Meerkat' Crowe
Prima punta
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 1 |
Eddie 'the Eagle' Curzon
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Cyrus 'Billy Ray' Daruwalla
No Specific Position
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 | 2 |
Joe Devaney
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
70 | 10 |
Alex Edwards
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
71 | 6 |
Justin Elvey
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 | 1 |
Luke Farquharson
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Tim Gates
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Jack Gifford
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
39 | 3 |
Samraj Gill
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
Stephen Grogan
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
125 | 12 |
James 'Smally' Hall
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
46 | 8 |
Tim 'Hammertime' Hamer
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Ryan Harding
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Paul 'the Octopus' Hartley
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
58 | 7 |
Chris
"C.H."
Hill
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
10 | 1 |
Craig Hills
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Oli Hoenich
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
21 |
LaurenceHurst Hurst
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
MARIIUS "M.I." IGNISCA
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
William Ireland
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 |
Carl 'Cort' James
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 2 |
Bill 'Old Man Withers' James
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
60 | 6 |
Daniel
"Jarvo"
Jarvis
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
116 | 23 |
Adam Jefferies
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Rob Johns
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
7 |
Tommi Kiukkanen
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
7 |
Tom Knibbs
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
19 |
Andy Kocurek
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Daniel Kozielek
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
James Latimir-Jones
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
11 |
Jon 'The Cat' Lowe
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 |
Rhys Macfoy
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Tom Mah
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Zaidahmed Mansuri
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Seb Marriott
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
David Marshall
No Specific Position
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Jeremy 'Pinhead' Mayer
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 |
Brandon Maysey
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 1 |
Robert
"R.M."
McNamara
Libero
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
John More
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
9 |
Ed Mountney
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Liam Mullen
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
25 |
JOHN MUMBY
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Ally Munn
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 |
Ed O'Brien
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
21 |
Martin Page
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 | 1 |
Chris Parkhill
No Specific Position
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
33 | 5 |
Hywel 'Gareth Gates' Pegler
'In the Hole'
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
36 | 3 |
Graham Ricketts
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
47 | 4 |
Greg Ridgeway
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Will Robertson
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Avi Robinson
No Specific Position
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 | 2 |
Kim Robinson
No Specific Position
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
RYAN SIMMONS
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 3 |
TomGolden Drifter Sinclair
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
10 | 1 |
Ed Spearing
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Michael 'Right Said Fred' Stacey
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 | 1 |
Max Stanyard
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 |
Alistair Stewart
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
37 | 9 |
Alec Stokes
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
16 | 2 |
Alex Taylor
Forward
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
10 | 1 |
Paul "El Niņo" Torres
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Chris Tucker
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Luke 'Topsy' Turvey
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Antonio 'Banderas' Upali
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 2 |
Peter 'Bruce Forsyth' Ward
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
20 | 4 |
Jamie
"J.W"
Watson
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 1 |
DAN WATT
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Adam 'Wedge' Wedgwood
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
James Wishart
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 1 |
Jack 'wu Tang' Wootton
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
38 | 5 |
Mark Wright
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
52 | 3 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 3.67 (around the same as average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 4.33
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Recent results
16th Apr 2024 | W 6-2 vs IM Galacticos |
26th Mar 2024 | W 2-1 vs Audio Network Lokomotiv |
19th Mar 2024 | L 3-10 vs Redwood Rovers |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 23rd Apr 2013 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Championship |
Season ending 27th Oct 2009 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Championship |
Season ending 10th Mar 2009 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Championship |
Season ending 3rd Apr 2007 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 28th Nov 2006 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Championship |
Season ending 13th May 2014 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 16th Dec 2014 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 27th Oct 2015 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 31st May 2016 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 6th Sep 2016 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 13th Dec 2016 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 7th Mar 2017 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 23rd Jan 2018 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 1st May 2018 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 20th Nov 2018 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 3rd Sep 2019 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 21st Jan 2020 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 12th Jul 2022 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 27th Jun 2023 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 16th Jan 2024 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
Season ending 2nd Apr 2024 | LONDON Central - SOUTHWARK (Colombo Centre 3G) - Tue Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
RSM | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 3 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
RSM | 582 | 364 | 46 | 172 | 2414 | 1502 | 912 | 1138 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Stephen Grogan | 125 | 12 |
Daniel "Jarvo" Jarvis | 116 | 23 |
Conor "Des" Troy | 87 | 2 |
Alex Edwards | 71 | 6 |
Joe Devaney | 70 | 10 |
Ben "B.C." Cooke | 65 | 8 |
Bill 'Old Man Withers' James | 60 | 6 |
Paul 'the Octopus' Hartley | 58 | 7 |
Mark Wright | 52 | 3 |
Graham Ricketts | 47 | 4 |
James 'Smally' Hall | 46 | 8 |
Jack Gifford | 39 | 3 |
Jack 'wu Tang' Wootton | 38 | 5 |
Alistair Stewart | 37 | 9 |
Hywel 'Gareth Gates' Pegler | 36 | 3 |
Chris Parkhill | 33 | 5 |
Liam Mullen | 25 | |
Ed O'Brien | 21 | |
Oli Hoenich | 21 | |
Peter 'Bruce Forsyth' Ward | 20 | 4 |
Tom Knibbs | 19 | |
Chris 'Chunder' Chittleborough | 18 | 1 |
Alec Stokes | 16 | 2 |
Mike Booth | 13 | 1 |
Jamie "J.W" Watson | 13 | 1 |
Tom 'The Meerkat' Crowe | 12 | 1 |
Brandon Maysey | 12 | 1 |
Carl 'Cort' James | 12 | 2 |
Avi Robinson | 12 | 2 |
James Latimir-Jones | 11 | |
Alex Taylor | 10 | 1 |
TomGolden Drifter Sinclair | 10 | 1 |
Chris "C.H." Hill | 10 | 1 |
John More | 9 | |
Martin Page | 8 | 1 |
Chris 'Suffolk Strangler' Brice | 8 | |
Rob Johns | 7 | |
Tommi Kiukkanen | 7 | |
Owen Clarke | 7 | |
Jeremy 'Pinhead' Mayer | 6 | |
RYAN SIMMONS | 6 | 3 |
Antonio 'Banderas' Upali | 6 | 2 |
Ally Munn | 5 | |
Michael 'Right Said Fred' Stacey | 5 | 1 |
Cyrus 'Billy Ray' Daruwalla | 5 | 2 |
Max Stanyard | 5 | |
Seb Clark | 4 | |
James 'Lamb Shank' Charlton | 4 | |
Daniel Kozielek | 4 | |
Justin Elvey | 4 | 1 |
Samraj Gill | 4 | |
Will Robertson | 3 | |
Luke Farquharson | 3 | |
William Ireland | 3 | 1 |
Jon 'The Cat' Lowe | 3 | 1 |
Kim Robinson | 2 | |
Adam 'Wedge' Wedgwood | 2 | |
Paul "El Niņo" Torres | 2 | |
David Marshall | 2 | |
Craig Hills | 2 | |
NickDisco Pants Barnett | 2 | 2 |
Eddie 'the Eagle' Curzon | 2 | |
Robert "R.M." McNamara | 2 | |
Tim Gates | 2 | |
Tim 'Hammertime' Hamer | 2 | |
Luke 'Topsy' Turvey | 1 | |
Chris Tucker | 1 | |
LaurenceHurst Hurst | 1 | |
Rhys Macfoy | 1 | |
Andy Kocurek | 1 | |
Ryan Harding | 1 | |
Ed Spearing | 1 | |
James Wishart | 1 | 1 |
Seb Marriott | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 15 wins from 14-08-2018 to 04-12-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 17-08-2010 to 21-09-2010 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs NLA 20-09-2011 (won 15-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Zodiac Maritime Agencies 02-03-2010 (lost 0-9) |
Most goals in single game: | vs NLA 20-09-2011 (won 15-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
09-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
TTC | 6 | 0 | RSM | 1 | 6:30 | |
16-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
RSM | 6 | 2 | IM Galacticos | 2 | 6:00 | |
23-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Redwood Rovers | RSM | 1 | 7:00 | |||
30-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Audio Network Lokomotiv | RSM | 2 | 7:00 | |||
07-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
DWD FC | RSM | 1 | 6:00 | |||
14-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
TTC | RSM | 2 | 6:30 | |||
21-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
RSM | IM Galacticos | 1 | 6:00 | |||
28-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Redwood Rovers | RSM | 2 | 7:00 | |||
04-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Audio Network Lokomotiv | RSM | 1 | 7:00 | |||
11-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
DWD FC | RSM | 2 | 6:00 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | TTC | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 3 | 7 | 6 |
2 | Audio Network Lokomotiv | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 14 | 5 | 9 | 3 |
3 | DWD FC | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
4 | RSM | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 8 | -2 | 3 |
5 | Redwood Rovers | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 10 | 14 | -4 | 3 |
6 | IM Galacticos | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 12 | -10 | 0 |