Crystal Phallus1
The Players
Marsh
Defender
Cheedy
False Nine
Slab
Prima punta
B.H.
Goalkeeper
O.H.
No Specific Position
Tim
Forward
Rick
Midfielder
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
3rd Oct 2022 | W 3-0 vs Os Lobos1 |
26th Sep 2022 | L 2-3 vs Elf Barselona |
12th Sep 2022 | W 2-0 vs Kurt Zouma Kittens |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus1 | 20 | 5 | 0 | 15 | 35 | 83 | -48 | 15 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Rhys "Cheedy" Cheedy | 5 | |
Joe "Marsh" Marsh | 2 | |
Thomas "Tim" Murray | 2 | |
Billy "B.H." Haydon | 1 | |
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Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Os Lobos1 03-10-2022 (won 3-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Pineapple Express 13-06-2022 (lost 1-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Firestick Support 01-08-2022 (won 4-2) |