El Pathetico FC

The Players

ADAM JOHNSON-CHARGE

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		3

Mike -

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Josh Beaton

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Adam Bruckman

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Kyle Chapman

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Jordon Chapman

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Dom Dunne

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		1

Elliot Gunn

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Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

Jack Jones

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		2

Ch Manning

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		5

Max Rainey

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		11

Marc Relph

Current Season		Career
Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM
		5

Tom Spooner

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Goals	PoM	Goals	PoM

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Team Stats

Threat Level

Overall team threat level:	6 / 10
Current league position:	4

Recent games

Average Goals scored in last 3 games:	6.33 (way above average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:	3.67 (way above average)

Recent results

22nd Apr 2024	W 5-1 vs Can You Kick It
15th Apr 2024	L 2-8 vs Grand Prikks FC
8th Apr 2024	W 12-2 vs Gloomy Town

League Position

League Titles

Season ending 9th Oct 2023	BASILDON (Basildon Sporting Village) CS - Mon 6s Championship

This season stats

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	El Pathetico FC	16	8	2	6	64	53	11	26	WDWLW

All time stats

Championship

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
	DEAD WARKS FC	205	93	20	92	575	607	-32	299	DLLLL

Top Players

Name	Goals	P.o.M Awards
Max Rainey	11
Ch Manning	5
Marc Relph	5
ADAM JOHNSON-CHARGE	3
Josh Beaton	2
Kyle Chapman	2
Jack Jones	2
Mike -	1
Jordon Chapman	1
Dom Dunne	1
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Streaks

Longest winning streak	6 wins from 11-04-2022 to 30-05-2022
Longest losing streak	8 losses from 15-06-2015 to 03-08-2015

Highs and Lows

Greatest thrashing ever given:	vs Train Beef FC 19-02-2024 (won 15-1)
Greatest thrashing ever taken:	vs RB Like Cigs 28-06-2021 (lost 1-12)
Most goals in single game:	vs Train Beef FC 19-02-2024 (won 15-1)

Season Summary

Premiership

18-12-2023				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	2	10	EPA FC	2	8:55

08-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
DP FC	4	3	El Pathetico FC	1	7:55

15-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	2	2	RONDO FC	2	8:35

22-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	3	2	Essex Elite	1	8:35

29-01-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	4	2	Gloomy Town	1	8:35

05-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	1	7	Grand Prikks FC	1	7:55

12-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Can You Kick It	2	4	El Pathetico FC	1	7:55

19-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	15	1	Train Beef FC	2	7:55

26-02-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Copseys Tent	1	2	El Pathetico FC	1	7:55

04-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	0	2	EPA FC	2	7:55

11-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
DP FC	6	2	El Pathetico FC	1	9:15

18-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	5	1	RONDO FC	2	7:55

25-03-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	2	2	Essex Elite	2	7:55

08-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	12	2	Gloomy Town	1	7:55

15-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC	2	8	Grand Prikks FC	1	8:35

22-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
Can You Kick It	1	5	El Pathetico FC	1	8:35

29-04-2024				Pitch	K.O.
El Pathetico FC			Train Beef FC	2	8:35

Current League Position

Premiership

	Team	P	W	D	L	F	A	GD	Pts	Form
1	RONDO FC	15	10	3	2	50	29	21	33	DLLDW
2	DP FC	14	10	2	2	61	25	36	32	WWWWW
3	Grand Prikks FC	15	9	3	3	56	26	30	30	WWWWD
4	El Pathetico FC	16	8	2	6	64	53	11	26	WDWLW
5	Gloomy Town	15	7	0	8	47	45	2	21	LLWLW
6	EPA FC	14	6	1	7	54	45	9	19	LLLLL
7	Essex Elite	15	5	3	7	32	48	-16	18	WDWDD
8	Train Beef FC	15	3	2	10	25	64	-39	11	LLLLL
9	Can You Kick It	14	3	0	11	28	69	-41	9	LWLWL
10	Copseys Tent	9	2	0	7	18	31	-13	6	WLWLL