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The Players

A.B.
Forward
J.A.
Goalkeeper
M.B.
Midfielder
A.F.
E.H.
B.J.
E.K.
M.L.
Forward
J.P.
Midfielder
B.T.
Defender
S.W.
D.W.
A.W.
Forward

Team Stats

Threat Level
Overall team threat level: 6 / 10
Current league position: 4
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: 3.33
(way below average)
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games:

4.33
(way below average)

Recent results
17th Jun 2021 W 1-0 vs Expected Toulouse
10th Jun 2021 L 8-9 vs Granny bashers
3rd Jun 2021 L 1-4 vs BayerNeverLusen
League Position
This season stats
Premiership
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
No Cash Cows 4 2 0 2 19 16 3 6 LWLLW
All time stats
Premiership
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
No Cash Cows 42 17 3 22 278 325 -47 54 LWLLW
Top Players
Name Goals P.o.M Awards
Matty "M.B." Britnell 26
Alfie "A.W." Wright 11
ALEX "A.B." BIRD 10
Josh "J.P." Pascoe 10
Matthew "M.L." Lewis 6
Elliot Keeble 5
Ben "B.T." Thomas 4
Jamie "J.A." Arnold 2
Elliot Hale 2
Aaron Flanagan 1
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Streaks
Longest winning streak 3 wins from 27-02-2020 to 17-09-2020
Longest losing streak 3 losses from 03-10-2019 to 17-10-2019
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: vs Aaron of Oxford 03-12-2020 (won 14-2)
Greatest thrashing ever taken: vs Bunsters Elite 19-12-2019 (lost 3-15)
Most goals in single game: vs Aaron of Oxford 08-10-2020 (won 17-7)

Season Summary

Premiership
27-05-2021
Pitch K.O.
No Cash Cows 9 3 Fridge Cats 1 8:45
03-06-2021
Pitch K.O.
BayerNeverLusen 4 1 No Cash Cows 1 7:45
10-06-2021
Pitch K.O.
Granny bashers 9 8 No Cash Cows 1 8:15
17-06-2021
Pitch K.O.
Expected Toulouse 0 1 No Cash Cows 1 9:15
24-06-2021
Pitch K.O.
No Cash Cows Kev King School of Excellence 1 7:15
01-07-2021
Pitch K.O.
No Cash Cows Fridge Cats 1 9:45
08-07-2021
Pitch K.O.
BayerNeverLusen No Cash Cows 1 7:15
15-07-2021
Pitch K.O.
Granny bashers No Cash Cows 1 7:45
22-07-2021
Pitch K.O.
Expected Toulouse No Cash Cows 1 8:45
29-07-2021
Pitch K.O.
No Cash Cows Kev King School of Excellence 1 9:45

Current League Position

Premiership
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
1 BayerNeverLusen 4 4 0 0 21 8 13 12 WWWWW
2 Granny bashers 4 3 0 1 34 30 4 9 WLWWW
3 Fridge Cats 4 2 0 2 33 28 5 6 WLWWL
4 No Cash Cows 4 2 0 2 19 16 3 6 LWLLW
5 Kev King School of Excellence 4 0 1 3 25 36 -11 1 WDLLL
6 Expected Toulouse 4 0 1 3 7 21 -14 1 LDLLL

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