Crystal Phallus
The Players
TLC Champ
False Nine
Yakubu
Forward
Mattuel Neuer
Goalkeeper
Giuseppe Cascoigne
Libero
R.G.
R.G.
Nobly
No Specific Position
Mac Le Tissier
Inverted Winger
Muscles
'In the Hole'
Khune
Goalkeeper
The Butcher
Libero
Pub Loving Pirlo
Midfielder
Gareth Ainsworth
Prima punta
O.S.
I'm Ally
No Specific Position
Tomaldinho
Forward
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 5 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
2nd Nov 2020 | W 8-3 vs wE wILL wIN wANDERERS |
26th Oct 2020 | L 4-11 vs Banford United |
19th Oct 2020 | L 2-5 vs Bure Park Utd |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 53 | 20 | 6 | 27 | 221 | 277 | -56 | 66 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Alex "Muscles" Metcalfe | 20 | |
Jack "Mac Le Tissier" MacIntyre | 10 | |
Jack "Pub Loving Pirlo" Pease | 10 | |
ADAM "TLC Champ" TRUBY | 9 | |
Luke "Yakubu" Bolley | 4 | |
James "Gareth Ainsworth" Perella | 3 | |
Tom "Tomaldinho" Todd | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 08-07-2019 to 29-07-2019 |
Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 21-10-2019 to 11-11-2019 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs The Will Jackson 5 03-06-2019 (won 10-2) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Aston Brazil 07-10-2019 (lost 1-12) |
Most goals in single game: | vs East Oxford 10-02-2020 (won 11-5) |