Crystal Phallus
The Players
TOBY TARRANT
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 2 | 3 | ||
DOUG BLACKBURN
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Robbie Blackburn
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 34 | 7 | ||
Adam Bodini
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
James Croft
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
James Croft
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
STEVE DANIELL
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Simon Fowler
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 4 | |||
Kane Fullalove
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 14 | |||
Kane Fullalove
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Andrew Gaisford
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Andrew Gaisford
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 2 | |||
Tristan Lloyd
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 6 | |||
Tristan Lloyd
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 3 | 1 | ||
Abz Mohamed
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Abz Mohamed
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Matt Moloney
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 4 | 1 | ||
Jack Raimondo
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Tom Ryan
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
LUKE SIMON
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 11 | 1 | ||
Luke Simon
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 12 | 3 | ||
MAZIN TAPPUNI
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 7 | 4 | ||
Scott Treleaven
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 6 | 1 | ||
Rich Wolfenden
| Current Season | Career | ||
|---|---|---|---|
| Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
| 1 | |||
Team Stats
Threat Level
| Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
| Current league position: | 6 |
Recent games
| Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 4.33 (way above average) |
| Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 5.00
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Recent results
| 15th Apr 2024 | L 3-6 vs Fingers FC |
| 8th Apr 2024 | L 4-5 vs Substandard Liege |
| 1st Apr 2024 | W 6-4 vs City FC |
League Position
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This season stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 36 | 45 | -9 | 13 |
All time stats
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 178 | 55 | 23 | 100 | 362 | 556 | -194 | 188 |
Top Players
| Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
|---|---|---|
| Robbie Blackburn | 34 | 7 |
| Kane Fullalove | 14 | |
| Luke Simon | 12 | 3 |
| LUKE SIMON | 11 | 1 |
| MAZIN TAPPUNI | 7 | 4 |
| Tristan Lloyd | 6 | |
| Scott Treleaven | 6 | 1 |
| Matt Moloney | 4 | 1 |
| Tristan Lloyd | 3 | 1 |
| Andrew Gaisford | 2 | |
| TOBY TARRANT | 2 | 3 |
| Kane Fullalove | 1 | |
| Abz Mohamed | 1 | |
| Adam Bodini | 1 | |
| Rich Wolfenden | 1 | |
| Andrew Gaisford | 1 | |
| Simon Fowler | 4 | |
| James Croft | 1 | |
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Streaks
| Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 13-12-2021 to 10-01-2022 |
| Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 07-09-2020 to 12-10-2020 |
Highs and Lows
| Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Substandard Liege 04-11-2019 (won 9-0) |
| Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Saggy Melts 14-10-2019 (lost 2-13) |
| Most goals in single game: | vs Substandard Liege 04-11-2019 (won 9-0) |
Season Summary
Premiership
22-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Crystal Phallus | 1 | 2 | FC Late Twentes | 0 | 7:15 | |
29-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| City FC | 2 | 3 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:00 | |
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 6 | 1 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 6:30 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 5 | Fingers FC | 0 | 6:30 | |
19-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 2 | 7 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 8:45 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 0 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 7:15 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Frizzles | 3 | 1 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:00 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 3 | Carl Marks | 0 | 6:30 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 4 | 3 | FC Late Twentes | 0 | 8:00 | |
01-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| City FC | 4 | 6 | Crystal Phallus | 0 | 6:30 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 4 | 5 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 7:15 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus | 3 | 6 | Fingers FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus |
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Mexfield FC | 0 | 6:30 |
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29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus |
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Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 |
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06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| The Frizzles |
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Crystal Phallus | 0 | 8:45 |
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13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
| Crystal Phallus |
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Carl Marks | 0 | 7:15 |
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Current League Position
Premiership
| Team | Pts | ||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Saggy Melts | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 14 | 45 | 33 |
| 2 | Fingers FC | 11 | 8 | 1 | 2 | 37 | 23 | 14 | 25 |
| 3 | FC Late Twentes | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 | 39 | 25 | 14 | 18 |
| 4 | City FC | 12 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 24 | 31 | -7 | 15 |
| 5 | Carl Marks | 11 | 4 | 2 | 5 | 26 | 34 | -8 | 14 |
| 6 | Crystal Phallus | 12 | 4 | 1 | 7 | 36 | 45 | -9 | 13 |
| 7 | The Frizzles | 11 | 4 | 1 | 6 | 19 | 36 | -17 | 13 |
| 8 | Substandard Liege | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 26 | 37 | -11 | 12 |
| 9 | Mexfield FC | 12 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 24 | 45 | -21 | 6 |
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