Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole
The Players
Clare Balding
Defender
Bipolar Bastian
Defender
Ovuvuevuevue Enyetuenwuevue Ugbemugbem Osas
Neanderthal
Goalkeeper
2 Foot Tim
Squid
Defender
Big Dreams
IRA
Prima punta
Weak Chin
Midfielder
Receeder Boy
Midfielder
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
6th Feb 2020 | L 1-10 vs Apna six |
23rd Jan 2020 | L 1-5 vs DC United |
16th Jan 2020 | L 1-11 vs Maddeline Milan |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 40 | 11 | 4 | 25 | 97 | 185 | -88 | 37 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 03-10-2019 to 17-10-2019 |
Longest losing streak | 6 losses from 12-12-2019 to 06-02-2020 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs DC United 27-06-2019 (won 9-3) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Pass and Move 19-12-2019 (lost 1-15) |
Most goals in single game: | vs DC United 27-06-2019 (won 9-3) |
Season Summary
Premiership
19-12-2019
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Pass and Move | 15 | 1 | Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 1 | 7:00 | |
09-01-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 3 | 11 | Shakhtar Senseless | 1 | 7:40 | |
16-01-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 1 | 11 | Maddeline Milan | 1 | 7:00 | |
23-01-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 1 | 5 | DC United | 1 | 8:20 | |
30-01-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | The West Leeds 6 | 1 | 8:20 | |||
06-02-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 1 | 10 | Apna six | 2 | 7:40 | |
13-02-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 0 | 5 | For Fuchs Sake | 1 | 7:00 | |
20-02-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 0 | 5 | Inter ya mam | 2 | 7:40 | |
27-02-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 0 | 5 | West Leeds Unathletico | 1 | 7:40 | |
05-03-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Pass and Move | 5 | 0 | Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 1 | 7:00 | |
12-03-2020
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Sex Drugs and Carlton Cole | 0 | 5 | Shakhtar Senseless | 1 | 8:20 | |