On Her Majesty's Cervix
also known as The Cervix
In utero!
The Players
Justin Addison
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
75 | 2 |
Ben "B.A" Addison
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
48 | 1 |
Alex "A.A" Addison
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
19 | 2 |
Matt Conway
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Jack Dell
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Ben Elliott
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 | 1 |
Martin Gillen
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
David Kernohan
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
18 | 1 |
Bobby "B.L" Lindsay
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
17 | 1 |
Keir
"K.M"
Mawdsley
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 |
Toby Meeks
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Richard Milner
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
30 |
Matthew Osborne
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
Nick Stokeld
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
45 | 3 |
Callum Stokeld
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
24 |
Alex White
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
56 | 4 |
Jack White
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 6 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
24th Feb 2016 | L 5-10 vs Official JJ Jabbal Fan Club |
17th Feb 2016 | L 4-10 vs Core Five FC |
27th Jan 2016 | W 10-9 vs Georgio Armani |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th May 2010 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 22nd Aug 2012 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 23rd Jan 2013 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 9th Oct 2013 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership |
Season ending 19th Mar 2014 | LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship |
Season ending 14th Jan 2015 | LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed Championship |
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
On Her Majesty's Cervix | 300 | 151 | 20 | 129 | 1533 | 1363 | 170 | 473 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Justin Addison | 75 | 2 |
Alex White | 56 | 4 |
Ben "B.A" Addison | 48 | 1 |
Nick Stokeld | 45 | 3 |
Richard Milner | 30 | |
Callum Stokeld | 24 | |
Alex "A.A" Addison | 19 | 2 |
David Kernohan | 18 | 1 |
Bobby "B.L" Lindsay | 17 | 1 |
Ben Elliott | 8 | 1 |
Toby Meeks | 2 | |
Jack Dell | 2 | |
Jack White | 2 | |
Martin Gillen | 1 | |
Matt Conway | 1 | |
Keir "K.M" Mawdsley | 3 | |
Show all 16 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 13 wins from 24-02-2010 to 19-05-2010 |
Longest losing streak | 8 losses from 18-11-2015 to 20-01-2016 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Core Five FC 10-12-2014 (won 23-4) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Mesut Wurzels 04-05-2011 (lost 0-13) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Core Five FC 10-12-2014 (won 23-4) |