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On Her Majesty's Cervix

also known as The Cervix

In utero!

The Players

Justin Addison
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
75 2
Ben "B.A" Addison
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
48 1
Alex "A.A" Addison
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
19 2
Matt Conway
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
1
Jack Dell
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
2
Ben Elliott
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
8 1
Martin Gillen
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
1
David Kernohan
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
18 1
Bobby "B.L" Lindsay
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
17 1
Keir "K.M" Mawdsley
Goalkeeper
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
3
Toby Meeks
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
2
Richard Milner
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
30
Matthew Osborne
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
Nick Stokeld
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
45 3
Callum Stokeld
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
24
Alex White
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
56 4
Jack White
Current Season Career
Goals PoM Goals PoM
2

Team Stats

Threat Level
Overall team threat level: 6 / 10
Current league position:
Recent results
24th Feb 2016 L 5-10 vs Official JJ Jabbal Fan Club
17th Feb 2016 L 4-10 vs Core Five FC
27th Jan 2016 W 10-9 vs Georgio Armani
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 12th May 2010 LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 22nd Aug 2012 LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship
Season ending 23rd Jan 2013 LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship
Season ending 9th Oct 2013 LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Premiership
Season ending 19th Mar 2014 LONDON West - PADDINGTON (Academy SC 3G) - Wed Championship
Season ending 14th Jan 2015 LONDON Central - WATERLOO (GMH Park 3G) - Wed Championship
This season stats

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All time stats
Division 1
Team P W D L F A GD Pts Form
On Her Majesty's Cervix
0 stars1 stars2 stars3 stars4 stars
300 151 20 129 1533 1363 170 473 LLLWL
Top Players
Name Goals P.o.M Awards
Justin Addison 75 2
Alex White 56 4
Ben "B.A" Addison 48 1
Nick Stokeld 45 3
Richard Milner 30
Callum Stokeld 24
Alex "A.A" Addison 19 2
David Kernohan 18 1
Bobby "B.L" Lindsay 17 1
Ben Elliott 8 1
Toby Meeks 2
Jack Dell 2
Jack White 2
Martin Gillen 1
Matt Conway 1
Keir "K.M" Mawdsley 3
Show all 16 players
Streaks
Longest winning streak 13 wins from 24-02-2010 to 19-05-2010
Longest losing streak 8 losses from 18-11-2015 to 20-01-2016
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: vs Core Five FC 10-12-2014 (won 23-4)
Greatest thrashing ever taken: vs The Mesut Wurzels 04-05-2011 (lost 0-13)
Most goals in single game: vs Core Five FC 10-12-2014 (won 23-4)

Season Summary

Premiership

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