Crystal Phallus
The Players
Headie Wan
Forward
Gas man
No Specific Position
Shrekage
Midfielder
Im off my rocker
Inverted Winger
F.G.
Allesandro
'In the Hole'
C.L.
Gooch
Goalkeeper
Usain Bolt
Midfielder
T.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 9 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
7th Aug 2019 | W 10-5 vs Mountain People FC |
31st Jul 2019 | W 6-1 vs Coleridge Crusaders |
17th Jul 2019 | L 7-9 vs Flipside United |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 17th Apr 2019 | CAMBRIDGE (Chesterton SC) - Wed Championship |
This season stats
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All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 29 | 16 | 0 | 13 | 208 | 181 | 27 | 48 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 20-02-2019 to 27-03-2019 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 24-04-2019 to 08-05-2019 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Olympique de Marsay 06-03-2019 (won 15-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Ji Sung Park the Bus 02-01-2019 (lost 2-14) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Olympique de Marsay 06-03-2019 (won 15-1) |