Unprotected Cesc
also known as Nonce FC
If she’s good enough, she’s old enough
The Players
Below average
Prima punta
Turk
False Nine
Shlong
Stopper
Shmeul
Wing-back
Griff
Boozey
Goalkeeper
Nonce
Midfielder
Slabhead
Libero
Stret
Midfielder
Wanky
Forward
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
20th May 2019 | L 5-11 vs Champagne Super Rovers |
13th May 2019 | W 3-2 vs Epod FC |
29th Apr 2019 | D 2-2 vs Barcastoners |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 20th May 2019 | SOLIHULL (Old Silhillians Rugby Club CS) - Mon Division 1 |
Season ending 10th Apr 2019 | ZCS - BURTON (Blessed Robert Sutton Sports College CS) - Wed Division 1 |
This season stats
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All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Unprotected Cesc | 21 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 92 | 71 | 21 | 41 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Tom "Wanky" Williams | 26 | |
Oli "Shlong" Bevan | 18 | |
Dom "Below average" Orton | 5 | |
Harvey "Nonce" Meacham | 5 | |
Sam "Slabhead" Shepherd | 5 | |
Konur "Turk" Battal | 4 | |
Josh "Shmeul " Craven | 4 | |
Alex "Griff" Griffiths | 2 | |
Ethan "Stret " Stretton | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 03-12-2018 to 17-12-2018 |
Longest losing streak | This team has not lost more than one game in succession |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Fat Back Four 08-04-2019 (won 7-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Champagne Super Rovers 20-05-2019 (lost 5-11) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Werder Beermen 25-03-2019 (won 12-5) |