Dead Parrots
"Born to run the Slough Branch"
The Players
J.O
Forward
T.?.
D.B 2
N.B
D.B
P.C.
D.D.
C.F.
G.G.
D.J
The Hoff
Defender
S.L.
S.L.
H.M.
N.M
'In the Hole'
W.M
T.M.
J.M
Stopper
P.S
S.T
B.W
Libero
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
9th May 2019 | W 11-9 vs Entel FC |
2nd May 2019 | W 7-6 vs Best Before 2010 |
25th Apr 2019 | D 0-0 vs Purple Cobras |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Dead Parrots | 35 | 16 | 5 | 14 | 188 | 201 | -13 | 53 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Neil "N.B" Bishop | 33 | |
Sam "S.L." L | 28 | |
Josh "J.M" Mundy | 26 | |
JON "J.O" ONYON | 16 | |
Dean "D.B" Board | 12 | |
Dale "D.J" J | 11 | |
Harry M | 9 | |
Paul "P.C." Caro | 6 | |
Nick "N.M" Mann | 5 | |
Michael "The Hoff" Knight | 3 | |
Corey F | 3 | |
Phil "P.S" Smith | 2 | |
Tommy ? | 1 | |
Scott "S.L." L | 1 | |
Graham "G.G." G | 1 | |
Diego "D.D." D | 1 | |
Wayne "W.M" Mardell | 1 | |
Dan "D.B 2" B | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 2 wins from 27-09-2018 to 18-10-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 2 losses from 25-10-2018 to 01-11-2018 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Entel FC 18-10-2018 (won 16-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs St Albans Rangers old 16-08-2018 (lost 7-17) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Entel FC 18-10-2018 (won 16-1) |