Saggy Melts
The Players
GEORGE "G.L." LANDERS
Current Season | Career | ||
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Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
25 | 4 |
Gary Abbott
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 | 1 |
Mark Baron
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 |
Charlie Belcher
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
8 | 1 |
Rory Gibson
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
33 | 3 |
JAMES HOLLISS
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
25 | 2 |
Rhys Howells
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
17 | 4 |
Craig Lock
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
25 |
Harry Metters
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 23 |
Dan Moore
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 15 | 2 |
Carl "C.P." Pullem
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 13 |
Neil Swan
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
6 | 1 |
James Trusson
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
68 | 8 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 1 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 6.33 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 0.33
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Recent results
15th Apr 2024 | W 7-0 vs The Frizzles |
8th Apr 2024 | W 8-0 vs Carl Marks |
1st Apr 2024 | W 4-1 vs Mexfield FC |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 16th Jul 2018 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 1st Apr 2019 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 20th Jan 2020 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 14th Sep 2020 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 17th May 2021 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 4th Oct 2021 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 11th Jul 2022 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
Season ending 15th Jan 2024 | LONDON South - WANDSWORTH (Battersea Ironsides Sports Club) - Mon Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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Saggy Melts | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 14 | 45 | 33 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Saggy Melts | 228 | 180 | 21 | 27 | 982 | 326 | 656 | 561 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
James Trusson | 68 | 8 |
Rory Gibson | 33 | 3 |
GEORGE "G.L." LANDERS | 25 | 4 |
JAMES HOLLISS | 25 | 2 |
Craig Lock | 25 | |
Harry Metters | 23 | |
Rhys Howells | 17 | 4 |
Dan Moore | 15 | 2 |
Carl "C.P." Pullem | 13 | |
Gary Abbott | 8 | 1 |
Charlie Belcher | 8 | 1 |
Neil Swan | 6 | 1 |
Mark Baron | 5 | |
Show all 13 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 16 wins from 28-03-2022 to 01-08-2022 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 31-07-2023 to 14-08-2023 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Tooting FC 25-02-2019 (won 14-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs The Frizzles 16-03-2020 (lost 0-6) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Tooting FC 25-02-2019 (won 14-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
22-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Saggy Melts | 4 | 0 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 8:45 | |
29-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Saggy Melts | 2 | 1 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
05-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Saggy Melts | 4 | 0 | Carl Marks | 0 | 8:00 | |
12-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Frizzles | 1 | 2 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | 0 | 4 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 7:15 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fingers FC | 6 | 3 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FC Late Twentes | 4 | 6 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
City FC | 0 | 10 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Saggy Melts | 5 | 1 | Substandard Liege | 0 | 6:30 | |
01-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Saggy Melts | 4 | 1 | Mexfield FC | 0 | 7:15 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Saggy Melts | 8 | 0 | Carl Marks | 0 | 8:00 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
The Frizzles | 0 | 7 | Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 | |
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Crystal Phallus | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:00 | |||
06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Fingers FC | Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 | |||
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
FC Late Twentes | Saggy Melts | 0 | 8:45 | |||
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
City FC | Saggy Melts | 0 | 6:30 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
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1 | Saggy Melts | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 | 59 | 14 | 45 | 33 |
2 | Fingers FC | 12 | 9 | 1 | 2 | 42 | 25 | 17 | 28 |
3 | FC Late Twentes | 12 | 5 | 3 | 4 | 41 | 30 | 11 | 18 |
4 | City FC | 13 | 5 | 3 | 5 | 29 | 33 | -4 | 18 |
5 | Crystal Phallus | 13 | 5 | 1 | 7 | 45 | 47 | -2 | 16 |
6 | The Frizzles | 12 | 5 | 1 | 6 | 21 | 36 | -15 | 16 |
7 | Carl Marks | 12 | 4 | 2 | 6 | 28 | 39 | -11 | 14 |
8 | Substandard Liege | 13 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 26 | 39 | -13 | 12 |
9 | Mexfield FC | 13 | 2 | 0 | 11 | 26 | 54 | -28 | 6 |