Havent A Kalou
The Players
J.B.
Goalkeeper
R.C.
Defender
M.D.
Midfielder
J.F.
Defender
G.H.
False Nine
R.J.
No Specific Position
J.P.
Defender
D.S.
Forward
L.W.
Prima punta
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 9 / 10 |
Current league position: | 4 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 4.00 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.00
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Recent results
28th Mar 2024 | D 2-2 vs Conisborough CC |
21st Mar 2024 | W 4-0 vs Conisborough CC |
14th Mar 2024 | W 6-1 vs Schalke and Cheese |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 13th Jun 2019 | BARNSLEY (Wombwell Netherwood ALC FE) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 9th Dec 2021 | BARNSLEY (Wombwell Netherwood ALC FE) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 4th Aug 2022 | BARNSLEY (Wombwell Netherwood ALC FE) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 15th Dec 2022 | BARNSLEY (Wombwell Netherwood ALC FE) - Thu Premiership |
Season ending 11th May 2023 | BARNSLEY (Wombwell Netherwood ALC FE) - Thu Premiership |
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Havent A Kalou | 20 | 12 | 3 | 5 | 56 | 21 | 35 | 39 |
All time stats
Division 1
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Havent A Kalou | 263 | 179 | 30 | 54 | 906 | 389 | 517 | 567 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Jordan "J.B." Bucknall | 2 | |
Josh "J.F." Fowler | 1 | |
Show all 2 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 10 wins from 05-03-2020 to 10-12-2020 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 21-12-2017 to 18-01-2018 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Combustible elements 24-11-2022 (won 14-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs 420 Blaze Matuidi 30-11-2017 (lost 1-9) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Combustible elements 24-11-2022 (won 14-1) |
Season Summary
Premiership
19-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Havent A Kalou | 8 | 0 | Paralytic Athletic | 1 | 8:00 | |
26-10-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 4 | 0 | Very Young Boys | 1 | 8:00 | |
02-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 2 | 0 | DPD FC | 2 | 8:45 | |
09-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 2 | 1 | Caulfield FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
16-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Young Ens FC | 0 | 0 | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |
23-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 6 | 1 | Milan FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
30-11-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Six offenders | 1 | 1 | Havent A Kalou | 1 | 8:00 | |
07-12-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Jimmys Stardust | 0 | 1 | Havent A Kalou | 3 | 8:00 | |
14-12-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Eddies Eagles | 3 | 1 | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |
21-12-2023
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 2 | 3 | Schalke and Cheese | 3 | 8:00 | |
11-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 3 | 0 | Paralytic Athletic | 1 | 8:00 | |
25-01-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 5 | 0 | DPD FC | 2 | 8:45 | |
01-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 1 | 2 | Caulfield FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
15-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 2 | 1 | Milan FC | 1 | 8:00 | |
22-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Six offenders | 1 | 5 | Havent A Kalou | 1 | 8:00 | |
29-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Jimmys Stardust | 1 | 0 | Havent A Kalou | 3 | 8:00 | |
07-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Eddies Eagles | 4 | 1 | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |
14-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | 6 | 1 | Schalke and Cheese | 3 | 8:00 | |
21-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Conisborough CC | 0 | 4 | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |
28-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Conisborough CC | 2 | 2 | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |
04-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Havent A Kalou | Very Young Boys | 1 | 8:00 | |||
11-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Young Ens FC | Havent A Kalou | 2 | 8:00 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Young Ens FC | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 | 66 | 22 | 44 | 47 |
2 | Eddies Eagles | 20 | 14 | 2 | 4 | 94 | 26 | 68 | 44 |
3 | Jimmys Stardust | 20 | 13 | 3 | 4 | 61 | 30 | 31 | 42 |
4 | Havent A Kalou | 20 | 12 | 3 | 5 | 56 | 21 | 35 | 39 |
5 | Caulfield FC | 20 | 12 | 1 | 7 | 69 | 28 | 41 | 37 |
6 | DPD FC | 20 | 10 | 2 | 8 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 32 |
7 | Milan FC | 20 | 7 | 2 | 11 | 42 | 68 | -26 | 23 |
8 | Six offenders | 20 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 42 | 61 | -19 | 22 |
9 | Conisborough CC | 20 | 6 | 3 | 11 | 37 | 73 | -36 | 21 |
10 | Very Young Boys | 20 | 5 | 1 | 14 | 32 | 76 | -44 | 16 |
11 | Schalke and Cheese | 20 | 5 | 0 | 15 | 41 | 67 | -26 | 15 |
12 | Paralytic Athletic | 20 | 3 | 0 | 17 | 32 | 114 | -82 | 9 |