Athletico Parsnips
The Players
J.G.
C.B.
W.B.
A.D.
A.D.
T.G.
J.G.
A.H.
S.H.
A.K.
J.K.
F.K.
R.M.
C.M.
C.M.
G.R.
G.R.
D.W.
D.W.
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: | 2 |
Recent games
Average Goals scored in last 3 games: | 5.00 (way above average) |
Average Goals conceded in last 3 games: | 1.00
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Recent results
15th Apr 2024 | W 9-0 vs LS Twente |
8th Apr 2024 | D 2-2 vs GARDEN BAR GERS |
25th Mar 2024 | W 4-1 vs The Dons |
League Position
This season stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Athletico Parsnips | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 5 | 30 | 19 |
All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Athletico Parsnips | 242 | 90 | 31 | 121 | 525 | 626 | -101 | 301 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 8 wins from 05-02-2024 to 25-03-2024 |
Longest losing streak | 7 losses from 08-04-2019 to 10-06-2019 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Torhcys Finest 29-01-2018 (won 14-3) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs SAPA 21-05-2018 (lost 1-10) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Torhcys Finest 29-01-2018 (won 14-3) |
Season Summary
Premiership
26-02-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
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Athletico Parsnips | 7 | 1 | Titus Tap Ins | 2 | 7:30 | |
04-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 5 | 0 | AFC. Grogg | 2 | 8:50 | |
11-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 3 | 1 | Craving Cottage | 1 | 7:30 | |
18-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 5 | 0 | The Don Daddas | 1 | 8:10 | |
25-03-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 4 | 1 | The Dons | 1 | 8:50 | |
08-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 2 | 2 | GARDEN BAR GERS | 1 | 8:10 | |
15-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | 9 | 0 | LS Twente | 2 | 7:30 | |
22-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | GANGSTAS ALLARDYCE | 2 | 8:50 | |||
29-04-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | Titus Tap Ins | 1 | 7:30 | |||
06-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | AFC. Grogg | 1 | 8:10 | |||
13-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | Craving Cottage | 1 | 7:30 | |||
20-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | The Don Daddas | 2 | 7:30 | |||
27-05-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | The Dons | 2 | 8:10 | |||
03-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | Unathletico | 1 | 8:50 | |||
10-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | GARDEN BAR GERS | 2 | 8:10 | |||
17-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | LS Twente | 1 | 8:10 | |||
24-06-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | GANGSTAS ALLARDYCE | 2 | 7:30 | |||
01-07-2024
| Pitch | K.O. | ||||
Athletico Parsnips | Unathletico | 2 | 8:10 | |||
Current League Position
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | Unathletico | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 43 | 8 | 35 | 21 |
2 | Athletico Parsnips | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 | 35 | 5 | 30 | 19 |
3 | GARDEN BAR GERS | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 22 | 10 | 12 | 14 |
4 | Craving Cottage | 7 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 26 | 8 | 18 | 13 |
5 | The Don Daddas | 7 | 3 | 1 | 3 | 16 | 16 | 0 | 10 |
6 | The Dons | 7 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 17 | 17 | 0 | 9 |
7 | LS Twente | 7 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 29 | -19 | 7 |
8 | GANGSTAS ALLARDYCE | 7 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 9 | 28 | -19 | 6 |
9 | Titus Tap Ins | 7 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 13 | 35 | -22 | 3 |
10 | AFC. Grogg | 7 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 35 | -35 | 0 |