Green Machine
The Players
Loves a good sesh
Defender
Can't shoot unless on the goal line
Forward
Picks up the 16 year olds in his clio
Forward
Big Black Baz
False Nine
Scholes without the goals
Midfielder
Not seen since marriage
Defender
Loves a pre game blowjob
Midfielder
Always stoned
Goalkeeper
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 10 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
18th Jul 2018 | W 6-0 vs Rex Club Athletic |
4th Jul 2018 | W 4-1 vs SV Mercury |
27th Jun 2018 | W 1-0 vs 7 In the Pink |
League Position
This season stats
Not currently active
All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Green Machine | 45 | 18 | 5 | 22 | 86 | 105 | -19 | 59 |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 3 wins from 27-06-2018 to 18-07-2018 |
Longest losing streak | 4 losses from 18-10-2017 to 08-11-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Rex Club Athletic 18-07-2018 (won 6-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Atletico FC 30-05-2018 (lost 2-12) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Rex Club Athletic 18-07-2018 (won 6-0) |