A rum pairing this, two bunches of rapaceous rapscallions we have not seen in these parts for many a long year. Not sure what that means, but this will certainly be a great game to watch. FC totti are our predicted winners but by the smallest of margins. The trick will be to go the distance and keep battling right up to the final whistle. The professionals you are in the enviable position of being called underdogs. Go on, make this one count.