Welcome to the Virgin van Dikes and Atletico Pathetico show. Your hosts will be taking you on a fabulous soccer journey, exploring every angle of the game, with practical demonstrations of all the major tactical formations plus a much anticipated masterclass in pure style. Atletico Pathetico are the hot favourites here and they will no doubt be hammering home a fair few corkers. Virgin van Dikes have it all to play for and should aim to exploit their opponents weaknesses as much as possible.