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Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 3 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
27th Aug 2020 | L 1-5 vs Aardvark Dildao |
20th Aug 2020 | L 1-4 vs Real Sosobad |
13th Aug 2020 | W 4-3 vs Six Offenders |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 2nd Jun 2016 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Division 2 |
Season ending 31st Aug 2017 | CHICHESTER (Chichester College) - Thu 6s Division 2 |
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All time stats
Division 2
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 200 | 82 | 16 | 102 | 494 | 613 | -119 | 262 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
JOSEPH "Joe" VAN | 19 | |
Nathan "Nath" Alder | 11 | |
Ben "Fox" Fox | 6 | |
Jake "Meegan" Meegan | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 5 wins from 10-08-2017 to 07-09-2017 |
Longest losing streak | 12 losses from 17-11-2016 to 09-02-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs MRC Tangmere FC 08-03-2018 (won 8-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs fat dads army 02-02-2017 (lost 0-15) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Aardvark Dildao 03-10-2019 (won 10-3) |