Sporting Abeergut FC
also known as THE BEERGUTS
“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.” ― Homer Simpson, 2001...ish
The Players
ROSEY
Defender
BALDERS
Forward
SOAPY
Defender
CLARKEE
Forward
DAVO
Goalkeeper
DAWEY
Defender
MINI
Midfielder
DODDY
Forward
KEEFO
Defender
LECCO
Defender
STEVIE-G
Midfielder
ENGINE
Midfielder
BRENDY
Defender
STEVO
Midfielder
PAULY-P
Midfielder
HAMMER
Defender
MINI ROSEY
Midfielder
WOSSIE
Goalkeeper
BA BA
Forward
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
19th Jul 2018 | L 2-4 vs Danimo Kiev |
12th Jul 2018 | L 0-2 vs Bones |
5th Jul 2018 | L 0-1 vs Hammer Fingers |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 24th Jun 2016 | ZPP - PLYMOUTH (Devonport High School for Boys) - Fri VETS LEAGUE Premiership |
Season ending 12th Aug 2016 | ZPP - PLYMOUTH (Devonport High School for Boys) - Fri VETS LEAGUE Premiership |
Season ending 14th Sep 2017 | ZPP - PLYMOUTH (Tor Bridge SC) - Thu Premiership |
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Sporting Abeergut | 88 | 49 | 13 | 26 | 218 | 96 | 122 | 160 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
RYAN "CLARKEE" CLARKE | 32 | |
STEVE "STEVIE-G" GUY | 13 | |
ALEX "LECCO" GATES | 5 | |
SAM "MINI ROSEY" ROSEVEAR | 5 | |
RONNIE "ENGINE" HAYNES | 4 | |
CRAIG "WOSSIE" WASSALL | 3 | |
BRENDAN "BRENDY" LIGHTFOOT | 2 | |
JAKE "HAMMER" ROBERTSON | 1 | |
STEVE "STEVO" MARTYN | 1 | |
BAHROZ "BA BA" ZAD | 1 | |
GREGG "BALDERS" BALDRY | 1 | |
TYLER "MINI" DAWE | 1 | |
NICK "DAWEY" DAWE | 1 | |
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Streaks
Longest winning streak | 6 wins from 08-07-2016 to 20-10-2016 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 08-02-2018 to 22-02-2018 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Benteke Fried Chicken 15-12-2016 (won 14-0) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Jem Scaffolding 15-02-2018 (lost 1-5) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Benteke Fried Chicken 15-12-2016 (won 14-0) |