Shakhtar Senseless
No carbs before Marbs
The Players
JOHN
"JR"
ROBINSON
False Nine
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
75 | 8 |
Rasheed
"Luther"
Alawiye
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
11 | 1 |
Cheems
"Chee"
Amaluzor
Inverted Winger
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 3 |
Paul "Kante wannabe" Conroy
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
12 |
Eli
"Nelly"
Delisser
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 2 |
Connor
"Blozza"
Durnell
False Nine
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
20 | 1 |
Courtenay
"Scorch"
Escorchio
Prima punta
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 4 |
AFAM ''YAHA'' "A.E." EZEADI
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
11 | 1 |
Dwaine "D.H" Hamilton
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 |
Matt
"Winter is coming"
Hammond
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
10 |
Tom
"IT GOES"
Harvey
Goalkeeper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
1 | 1 |
Stephen
"Ginger Crusader"
Hicks
Inverted Winger
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
82 | 15 |
Scott
"Jock"
Innes
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
4 |
James
"Kempo"
Kempton
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
5 |
Richard
"Pi"
Parker
Stopper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
25 | 1 |
Lloyd
"auf wiedersehen"
Robson
Midfielder
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
3 | 1 |
Wayne
"Shandy"
Shand
Defender
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
2 |
Andrew
"Razor"
Woodhead
Stopper
Current Season | Career | ||
---|---|---|---|
Goals | PoM | Goals | PoM |
13 | 2 |
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
17th May 2017 | L 3-4 vs SW8RM FC |
10th May 2017 | L 0-5 vs Clapham Rovers |
26th Apr 2017 | L 2-3 vs Greenbank Old Boys |
League Position
League Titles
Season ending 20th Apr 2016 | ZPP - LONDON Central - ELEPHANT and CASTLE (Globe Academy 3G) - Wed 7s Premiership |
This season stats
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All time stats
Premiership
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Shakhtar Senseless | 80 | 52 | 6 | 22 | 448 | 244 | 204 | 162 |
Top Players
Name | Goals | P.o.M Awards |
---|---|---|
Stephen "Ginger Crusader" Hicks | 82 | 15 |
JOHN "JR" ROBINSON | 75 | 8 |
Richard "Pi" Parker | 25 | 1 |
Connor "Blozza" Durnell | 20 | 1 |
Courtenay "Scorch" Escorchio | 13 | 4 |
Andrew "Razor" Woodhead | 13 | 2 |
Cheems "Chee" Amaluzor | 13 | 3 |
Eli "Nelly" Delisser | 13 | 2 |
Paul "Kante wannabe" Conroy | 12 | |
AFAM ''YAHA'' "A.E." EZEADI | 11 | 1 |
Rasheed "Luther" Alawiye | 11 | 1 |
Matt "Winter is coming" Hammond | 10 | |
James "Kempo" Kempton | 5 | |
Scott "Jock" Innes | 4 | |
Lloyd "auf wiedersehen" Robson | 3 | 1 |
Wayne "Shandy" Shand | 2 | |
Dwaine "D.H" Hamilton | 1 | |
Tom "IT GOES" Harvey | 1 | 1 |
Show all 18 players |
Streaks
Longest winning streak | 8 wins from 08-06-2016 to 03-08-2016 |
Longest losing streak | 3 losses from 08-03-2017 to 22-03-2017 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs Evan a side 18-05-2016 (won 18-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Alphasights 02-09-2015 (lost 5-12) |
Most goals in single game: | vs Evan a side 18-05-2016 (won 18-1) |