Crystal Phallus
Just pass it to heskey
The Players
Le Blanc
Midfielder
J.C for Jesus Christ
BIG DADDY
The legend
Goalkeeper
Dizzee Pascal
Andy Carroll
The original Heskey
Forward
J.M.
I.M.
Glenn Johnson
winter is coming
Defender
Team Stats
Threat Level
Overall team threat level: | 2 / 10 |
Current league position: |
Recent results
5th Mar 2015 | L 0-3 vs 50 Shades of Green |
26th Feb 2015 | L 0-3 vs Real Sosobad |
12th Feb 2015 | L 0-21 vs Golden Boots |
League Position
This season stats
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All time stats
Championship
Team | Pts | ||||||||
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Crystal Phallus | 10 | 2 | 1 | 7 | 10 | 47 | -37 | 7 |
Highs and Lows
Greatest thrashing ever given: | vs FC Twente Bensons 18-12-2014 (won 7-1) |
Greatest thrashing ever taken: | vs Golden Boots 12-02-2015 (lost 0-21) |
Most goals in single game: | vs FC Twente Bensons 18-12-2014 (won 7-1) |